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Cartman--armed with some emerging journalism concerning the pressing epidemic of schools providing furries with litter boxes--comes to Tweek with a plan to keep the poop perverts out of their bathrooms.
For the sake of Stripe's sanctity, Tweek must team up with the enemy and defend the last remaining bastion of hope amidst a depraved country.
[COMIC, CROSS-POSTED FROM @iamahat ON TUMBLR]
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4 Lawyers, 1 Detective, and 2 Birds Walk into a 24/7 Walmart by imhat (IAmAHat)
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
09 Aug 2022
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4 Lawyers, 1 Detective, and 2 Birds Walk into a 24/7 Walmart.
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a cavalry captain and a nun walk into a bar by imhat (IAmAHat) for Elizabethrzg
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Feb 2022
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Diluc left to attend another patron, and Kaeya was left alone with Rosaria’s sympathetic comfort.
“You’re really bad at this.”
“Great archons, I brought you here to be supportive.”
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Or, Diluc and Kaeya have a semi-conversation and begin the road to recovery (and Rosaria is there, too, I guess)
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clap, clap, you're a clever, clever cookie now by Aster_writes_sometimes, IAmAHat
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Jun 2021
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Five (5) people write one (1) fic. This is their story.
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what if.. i was a rock star.. and you were a holy deaconess... and we were both women ahaha... jk... unless by imhat (IAmAHat)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 May 2021
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“Hey, I don’t bite.”
Barbara looked down at the tiled street. Maybe, just maybe, if she didn’t move, the woman would move along and she would be spared from an eternity of embarrassment and ridicule and public humiliation. She closed her eyes tightly, praying to Barbatos more fervently than she ever conceived was possible that He may spare her.
But this was Liyue, and her God did not exist here.
“Ma’am…? Or--” the voice was closer.
“Ma’am, yes,” Barbara confirmed, believing a curse had been set upon her to speak. “Though I did not know dogs could learn the human dialect.”
There was a stagnant pause.
“You into bitches, then?”
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How do you cope with a stranger wearing your best friend’s face?
Professor Chaos’s dreams come true when he successfully jumps to a seemingly defenceless reality, intent on wreaking havoc. Only the mild mannered Kenny McCormick knows the truth, and he’s far too meek to pose any real threat to the chaotic cause… right?
Meanwhile, Butters finds himself in hot water, surrounded by a group of caped crusaders who are convinced that he’s America’s most wanted criminal mastermind.
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An innocent evening of breaking and entering ends in disaster for Eric Cartman.
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So Kenny sits down in art class and pulls out the textbook from his plastic bag that he uses for all his classes. Ms. Foster comes into the classroom and starts the worst lesson since Mr. Mackey’s Sex Ed, and Butters stares at him in horror from across the room and Kenny rests his eyes because God forbid he passes up the chance for a nap in art class, and everything is normal.
Reel that back. Pause.
Butters stares at him in horror. That is not normal.
When Butters remembers his death, Kenny makes it his mission to figure out what it is about him that made this possible—and accidentally falls in love instead.
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The truest temptation comes not from the demon, but from the man left behind.
—Craig’s life changes dramatically the day his trusted friend and colleague asks him to perform an exorcism.
For better or worse, he isn’t sure. All he knows is that Tweek Tweak is making him question everything. Even his faith.
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When his English class essay about where he sees himself in fifteen years is met with a lot of backlash, he stays home for a week, feigning sick, to devise a plan.
His mission? Return dressed as a new student, and prove to everyone that he is a real boy. To Stan and the other boys, who don't take him seriously. To his parents and the school's teachers, who think he is too young to decide these things. And especially to Cartman, the son of a bitch.
And his name will be Kyle.