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Draco Malfoy has a secret.
Harry Potter has a not-so-secret, long-term crush on Draco Malfoy.
In fact, Harry would do just about anything to get with Draco, but Draco seems intent on avoiding him. This just leaves Harry even more determined to find out what the big secret is. Or maybe it isn't so big after all…
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22 Jul 2026
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There’s No Place Like Home (Unless I’m with You) by maraudersaffair
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2023
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It’s Christmastime, and someone is trying to kill Harry (again). He takes shelter at Malfoy Manor, but the house’s reclusive owner seems determined to keep his distance.
What Harry doesn’t know is that Draco is desperate to have him. He is also desperate to protect his heart.
There is no way the Chosen One could ever love a lonely single father with a disability, right?
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16 Jun 2026
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It’s been 5 years since the end of the war, but less than a week since Rita Skeeter outed Harry on the front page of The Prophet — and made some rather scandalous insinuations about him and his blond former nemesis. A chance (or is it?) encounter on a street corner reveals just how much has changed… and what remains the same. An over-sized courgette, some olive oil, a bottle of wine, and Ed Kowalczyk make things extra interesting.
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10 Jun 2026
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“I’m not going to kiss you here,” Harry said, applying a fraction of pressure so Draco’s lips parted.
“No?” Draco said, his breath hot on Harry’s knuckle.
“No.”
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The thing about Harry was, he hated most people. And there was no one he hated more than Draco’s boyfriend Justin - certified knob and all round wanker.So when he finds out Justin is just as selfish inside the bedroom as he is outside it, Harry can’t help himself.
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04 Jun 2026
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Now I Wake Up In The Night and Watch You Breathe by hoko_onchi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Mar 2024
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When the DMLE assigned Harry to watch Draco, Harry’s interest ramped up. He wanked so much that first year he tore a muscle in his upper arm. It was all sexual at first. But with time, Harry’s feelings deepened. Draco was clever, well-informed, viciously funny. He stopped to pet dogs on the street and looked after his neighbour’s cat. He took an art course at a Muggle uni and opened his own gallery. He was smart and sharp; ambitious.
Draco was a puzzle box of a person. Intricate. Addictive.
So of course Harry continued watching Draco after the DMLE let him go, buying his own equipment and setting his own spells in place. Harry has such a nice collection of videos now. A library full. Harry deserves an honorary doctorate on the study of Draco Malfoy.
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14 May 2026
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My Name Was Safest in Your Mouth by alpha_exodus for zeitgeistic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Dec 2017
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Harry didn’t ask for Malfoy to walk into his shop after so many years. But one event leads to another, and soon they’re scrambling to help Hermione find the solution to one of the most insidious viruses the wizarding world has ever seen. To make matters worse, Malfoy’s hiding something, and Harry really wants to kiss him—except Malfoy doesn’t date. Ever.
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27 Mar 2026
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Sometimes the Best Gifts Come in Small Packages by Frayach
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 May 2013
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Draco has a secret, and Harry is determined to find out what it is.
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23 Mar 2026
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alicent likes eating her girlfriend out a normal amount
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- Part 4 of Divorce, babes, divorce
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29 Oct 2025
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Malfoy was such a ponce. And he was a complete snob. And he was so fucking fit Harry wanted to jump him where he sat. It would be too easy to forget his objective tonight: to really, really, really get Malfoy out of his system.
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29 Oct 2025
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To Niall, he was a freak of nature disgusting to the eyes. To Harry, was he perfect.
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The one where Niall thinks he's different in all the wrong ways but Harry thinks that he's special.
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19 Oct 2025
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Zayn a social pariah is invited by harry who is most popular person in the school to his 17th birthday party. The story is about how one night of passion changes their lives and what surprises it brings!!
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17 Oct 2025
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"You're just so delicate, princess. Just as delicate as that fabric softener you use for your soft pink blankets or silk sheets. You always smell so sweet and warm, makes me want to absolutely devour you, ruin you. But you're just so damn delicate."
The one where Harry owns a laundromat and soon starts looking forward to Saturday nights when a feminine blonde with a cute butt who always carries a pink basket shows up to wash his clothes weekly.
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17 Oct 2025
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Jude Bellingham struggles with unresolved tension as he juggles public appearances and personal frustrations involving Kylian Mbappé.
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17 Oct 2025
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“Is this true?” Harry grabbed the beta by the shoulders. “Bryce, where did you hear that?”
“There’s rumors going around the castle,” he smirked. “stories about his beauty and his cold attitude. They know he is an omega only because of his scent, but he has never had a heat.”
“Do you know what this means?”
Bryce smirk grew into a big smile. “He can’t give you an heir.”
A cold prince, an alpha with nothing left to lose and a kingdom with a secret.
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17 Oct 2025
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Shining, Like A Present by bixgirl1 for loveglowsinthedark
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Sep 2017
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The discovery of a small silver box at the site of a case opens up new possibilities.
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09 Oct 2025
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The first half break was much needed as Kylian and the others could get some rest and recharge a bit. His gaze traveled around the locker room. He spotted Vini and Rodrygo deep in conversation, speaking rapid fire Portuguese that went over his head. Somehow, when his gaze landed on Jude, he couldn’t seem to look away. The younger man was shirtless, sitting with his legs spread, dabbing away at the sweat on his forehead, eyes closed as though deep in contemplation. Kylian took in the flawless complexion of his skin, his muscled chest and arms, dusky brown nipples and well-formed thighs. He swallowed hard, and continued to stare at him for a few more seconds before looking away, scared that someone might catch him staring. He shook his head as though to clear it, and tried to tune in on the general conversation that was now happening in Spanish.
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02 Oct 2025
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Draco loses a bet to Pansy and Blaise which leaves him wearing a skirt for a whole week. Harry discovers something about himself.
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31 Aug 2025
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Got Me Started (And I Don’t Think I Can Stop It) by DarkLordDraco
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Nov 2024
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Draco finds out that Harry has never even had his first kiss. Of course, being selfless, Draco offers to give Harry all of his firsts. Including a first love.
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27 Aug 2025
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Three times Draco cushioned Harry's falls. Not that the Slytherin had any intention of saving the Gryffindor's arse from hitting the hard floor,—Draco would actually love to witness that—he just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time way too often.Harry might be equally annoyed by his new tendency of stumble and fall anytime Malfoy was around, if it wasn't for the fact that he found himself fancying the blond git. Harry just had to convince him that they were worth a try—luckily for him, Draco didn't present many objections.
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25 Aug 2025
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Draco is a sexy mob boss. He is also the most powerful man in Britain. Harry is the poor uni student who saves his life.
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24 Aug 2025