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Draco Malfoy has a secret.
Harry Potter has a not-so-secret, long-term crush on Draco Malfoy.
In fact, Harry would do just about anything to get with Draco, but Draco seems intent on avoiding him. This just leaves Harry even more determined to find out what the big secret is. Or maybe it isn't so big after all…
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22 Jul 2026
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There’s No Place Like Home (Unless I’m with You) by maraudersaffair
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2023
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It’s Christmastime, and someone is trying to kill Harry (again). He takes shelter at Malfoy Manor, but the house’s reclusive owner seems determined to keep his distance.
What Harry doesn’t know is that Draco is desperate to have him. He is also desperate to protect his heart.
There is no way the Chosen One could ever love a lonely single father with a disability, right?
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16 Jun 2026
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It’s been 5 years since the end of the war, but less than a week since Rita Skeeter outed Harry on the front page of The Prophet — and made some rather scandalous insinuations about him and his blond former nemesis. A chance (or is it?) encounter on a street corner reveals just how much has changed… and what remains the same. An over-sized courgette, some olive oil, a bottle of wine, and Ed Kowalczyk make things extra interesting.
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10 Jun 2026
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“I’m not going to kiss you here,” Harry said, applying a fraction of pressure so Draco’s lips parted.
“No?” Draco said, his breath hot on Harry’s knuckle.
“No.”
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The thing about Harry was, he hated most people. And there was no one he hated more than Draco’s boyfriend Justin - certified knob and all round wanker.So when he finds out Justin is just as selfish inside the bedroom as he is outside it, Harry can’t help himself.
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04 Jun 2026
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Now I Wake Up In The Night and Watch You Breathe by hoko_onchi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Mar 2024
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When the DMLE assigned Harry to watch Draco, Harry’s interest ramped up. He wanked so much that first year he tore a muscle in his upper arm. It was all sexual at first. But with time, Harry’s feelings deepened. Draco was clever, well-informed, viciously funny. He stopped to pet dogs on the street and looked after his neighbour’s cat. He took an art course at a Muggle uni and opened his own gallery. He was smart and sharp; ambitious.
Draco was a puzzle box of a person. Intricate. Addictive.
So of course Harry continued watching Draco after the DMLE let him go, buying his own equipment and setting his own spells in place. Harry has such a nice collection of videos now. A library full. Harry deserves an honorary doctorate on the study of Draco Malfoy.
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14 May 2026