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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    This fic has taken me an embarrassingly long time to put together, mostly because writing it was fun and coding it for AO3 made me want to throw my laptop into the sun.

    This is a fun Sirimione text/social media fic and it is absolutely not meant to be taken too seriously. It’s chaotic, ridiculous, flirty, messy, and mostly here for a laugh.

    Yes, there is an age gap. Hermione is twenty-one, Sirius is forty-two, and everyone involved is a consenting adult, so we are simply not making it a moral crisis.

    I’m also on a massive Sirimione kick right now, so naturally I had to make that everybody else’s problem.

    Enjoy the chaos. x

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Moments after Tom Riddle's death, Harry looks up at the castle and sees someone he thought was dead.

    If you can't trust Albus Dumbledore... who CAN you trust?
    Harry isn't sure and he's not certain he wants to know.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Thanks to Ron accidentally ruining her potions textbook, Hermione must borrow a replacement from Slughorn which leads her to gain possession of a worn-out book that once belonged to a past student—someone who went by the Half Blood Prince.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Severus Snape survives Nagini’s bite, but only by being de-aged to before he got his Dark Mark. A thirty-eight-year-old in an eighteen-year-old-body, Severus has much to get used to, including having to teach at Hogwarts against his will and being on the faculty with Hermione Granger. Will he cope, or will it all send him over the edge?

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    30 Jan 2026

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    Ten years after the war, Hermione Granger is a celebrated hero, a tireless political reformer–but behind closed doors, she's drowning in a Ministry that praises her with one breath and silences her with the next. She's brilliant, respected... and dangerously close to being done playing by their rules.

    Cleared of his war crimes and sharper than ever, Draco Malfoy didn't just survive the fallout–he seized it. The most feared name in Wizarding Britain's criminal underworld, he controls the flow of potions, secrets, and power. And now, he's being ordered to marry the Ministry's Golden Girl.

    Thrown into a marriage neither expected and neither intends to lose, Hermione and Draco must decide whether to rule from the shadows or burn the whole damn system down... together.

    He may be the King of Wizarding Britain's criminal underworld–

    but she is the Queen.

    And may the gods help anyone who disrespects the Queen.

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    27 Jan 2026