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    "Keith didn’t care what the future held, what they had in store for them or even what the wedding would actually look like. He was going to marry this beautiful man, and nothing could ever bring them down from this high.

    And if, when he returned from the bathroom whilst Lance got ready for him in the bedroom, he came back to a shirtless, sleeping fiancé instead of one ready to ‘get down and dirty’; well it had been a long day... They had all the time in the world to have sex, one night without it was hardly a disaster."

    or 5 times Keith was cockblocked by his own wedding, and the one time he wasn't

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    ‘I already told you I’m not looking for a good time.’ He drawled out, not even pretending to be polite at this point. He was expecting some reproachful, sharp-tongued comment from one of the same women from before, maybe a reprimand or a harrumph of annoyance. He was not expecting a warm and very male chuckle which made all of the hair on his body stand on end.

    ‘You sure about that, Sugar?’  

    Or Keith stops at an inn tired and restless on a quest to Altea, meets a handsome stranger and has one of the best nights of his life so far.

    Monsters and Mana AU-ish

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    Rukia had long known that she was a breast girl. Who wouldn’t be? Breasts were so soft and squidgy and just comforting in a very primal way. She loved to grab and caress and pinch at the glorious boobs attached to her girlfriend and feel her squirm and wriggle between her legs. And the movement of Orihime’s tits as she fucked herself was nothing short of hypnotic.

    Or Rukia watches Orihime's breasts as she fucks herself on a dildo

    Kinktober Day 30: Breast Worship

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    Keith leaned back happily into Lance’s chest, moving his elbows so that Lance’s long tan arms could wrap around him properly. And he sighed. He loved this. He never ever thought he would get to experience the feeling of lazing in a lover’s arms, feeling weighted down with sleep, body aching deliciously from the exertions of the night before and just feeling loved and cherished as he was cuddled like a childhood teddy bear. It was perfect. Almost.

     

    Or Keith and Lance have sleepy, morning sex on a lazy Sunday morning

    Kinktober 2018 Day 29: Sleepy Sex

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    ‘Matt…’ The voice on the other end of the phone was small and shaky, so far from the fearless leader the world knew him to be, like a little boy lost in a supermarket not sure who to ask for help. ‘I… please?’ Matt swallowed hard. Shiro was struggling to get the words out but this wasn’t the first phone call Matt had received from Shiro in the early hours of the morning; he knew exactly what Shiro was trying to ask him. He swallowed hard.

     

    ‘Yeah…’ His voice was also small and weak. He coughed. ‘Yeah, Shiro, come over.’

     

    Or Shiro and Matt are in an unhealthy friends-with-benefits situation and Matt wants more.

    Kinktober 2018 Day 27: Against a Wall

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    And yes, he had expected a few problems with reintroducing Grimmjow to the human world. Grimmjow had been confused by cooking equipment, smartphones, nightclubs and the internet but Ichigo had gathered all his willpower and talked him through it.

     

    Yet, when Grimmjow found his vibrator and got jealous, Ichigo had no clue how he was supposed to react.

     

    Ichigo gets given a vibrator for his birthday, Grimmjow finds it and Ichigo has to educate him on the proper use of sex toys.

    Kinktober 2018 Prompt: Sex Toys

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    ‘Human sexuality is so confusing.’ She offered shaking her head. ‘But you say it’s pleasurable for men? You’ve enjoyed it?’ Lance blushed a bright red at this and Allura couldn’t help but smile at the cuteness of this man in front of her.

    ‘Uh yeah. So, men have a prostate, it’s like a bundle of nerves in… there… which feels really good when stimulated, you can orgasm from it and stuff.’ Now Allura may not be so well-educated in sexual matters, but she was well-versed in biology and she had never come across this in all of her years of learning Altean physiology.

    Or Allura learns about the existence of the prostate and can't get the idea out of her head. Thankfully for, her Lance is a very willing subject.

    Kinktober Day 24: Pegging

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    ‘Lance, we need to talk about this. We were taking it slow and you just asked me to… fuck you.’ Keith admonished turning even redder as he seemed to think about Lance’s request. Lance stared up at his lover, the desperation still trying to push its way to the surface, but he shoved it down as best he could and took a deep breath.

    ‘Ok… I kind of have a thing.’ Keith stared at him blankly.

    ‘A thing?’ Lance took another deep breath.

    ‘A thing for your scars...'

    Or Lance thinks Keith's new scar is really hot which leads to intense conversation and intense sex.

    Kinktober Day 23: Scars

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    The downside of having been dead for two years meant that Shiro had missed watching these two grow together and start working as a team. He’d seen it budding in their missions before Zarkon, but these two were so in sync now, he might have felt a little bit left out if they hadn’t taken to utilising their new communication skills to tease Shiro into a gibbering mess. And he could see it coming; could see that whatever they were planning meant that he was in deep trouble.

    Keith and Lance stopped their silent communication and turned to Shiro, twin smirks on their faces. Shiro literally gulped. Shit.

    Or Keith and Lance catch Shiro in a speedo, pounce on him and make a Shiro sandwich.

    Kinktober Day 22: Threesome

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    Haru was the only one who ever got to see Makoto in this way.

     

    Strong, capable Makoto; excellent coach, doting big brother, loving friend reduced to an aggressive, dirty-mouthed pervert.

     

    Kinktober Day 20: Dirty Talk/Hot-Dogging

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    Shiro checked his watch again and sighed. His boyfriend was normally a super responsible person...But for the life of him, he could not be on time. Which is why Shiro was stuck in a stuffy black suit, leaning against their kitchen counter, waiting for his boyfriend to finally come out of the bedroom so they could leave for the extra-fancy dinner (black tie not optional) the Garrison was hosting for its sponsors.

    Or Adam looks good in a suit and Shiro makes a life-changing decision.

    Kinktober Day 19: Formal Wear

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    ‘Matt…Mattie-babe…Matthew Samuel Holt… Are you seriously telling me, that whilst everyone else is preparing for war, you were stuck in here making a fucking machine?’ Lance struggled to keep a straight face as exasperation, embarrassment, lust and amusement battled for dominance in his head. Matt’s grin fell slightly.

    ‘Well, it doesn’t sound cool when you put it like that...’

    Or Matt makes Lance a fucking machine and is really bad at naming things. Lance enjoys it anyways.

    Kinktober Day 18: Fucking Machines

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    But when Shiro disappeared and Keith’s sleep went completely to hell, he found himself gravitating towards the hole in the middle of the night. And he knew it was a little bit creepy, but he just wanted a look at Lance, to see him sleeping peacefully. Somehow getting to see him safe and sound on the other side of the wall made Keith himself feel safe and sound...

    ...But then the day came, when Keith realised just how much of a damn creeper he really was.

    Or Keith discovers a hole in the wall between his and Lance's bedroom and gets a new obsession.

    Kinktober Day 17: Masturbation

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    And now he was finally at the point where they were naked on the bed, he was properly lubed up and prepped and he was trapped in an intense embrace, with hot, wet kisses, ready to get this show on the road. And Renji was still teasing him.

     

    Or Renji wants to try and get Ichigo to come just from his nipples, and drives him to desperation in the process.

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    For some reason, they hadn’t done this before, had just done some hand stuff before actually having sex, and Lance had just discovered why. Oral sex wasn’t a thing on Altea. And Lance was horrified. Allura had seemed weirded out by the idea and Lance was just appalled. How did such an advanced society live for thousands of years without dick-sucking and pussy-licking and ass-eating?

    Or Lance eats pussy and loves it

    Kinktober Day 14: Cunnilingus

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    In some ways Haru could be very selfish. He very rarely wanted for anything, but when he did, he did all he could to get it. And he was being selfish now, he wanted it, so he got it. And he had three lovers willing to indulge him. Tonight, he was going to get fucked by all of them, one after another, and he was loving it.

    Or tonight, Haru wants to be the centre of attention and his boyfriends oblige.

    Kinktober Day 13: Creampie

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    Hunk opened the door to the living room expecting Lance to be on his phone or just chilling waiting for Hunk to come home, but that was not…exactly… what he saw.

    Instead, Lance was curled at the foot of the sofa, pretty much completely naked except for brown cat ears, a collar with a bell and a butt plug with a cat tail.

    Or Hunk is a sweetheart and takes good care of his kitten.

    Kinktober Day 12: Pet Play

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    Keith was freaking out to be completely honest and he was sure that if he’d managed to eat any of their expensive dinner tonight he would be throwing it all back up right now. He was starting to wonder if it was too late to back out, but he knew it was. Lance was already waiting on his bed half-naked. It would be worse at this point to walk out and say that he’d chickened out. This was supposed to be a present for Lance, for sweet, sweet Lance, who always initiated anything new in the bedroom; never complaining when Keith didn’t, and Keith just wanted to repay him for a whole year’s worth of awesome sex on their anniversary

     

    Or Keith wants to do something nice for Lance on their anniversary so he dresses up all pretty. Modern AU.

    Kinktober Day 11: Cross-Dressing

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    Lance had a definite thing for his hair. It was obvious from the first time they kissed, and Lance couldn’t keep his hands off of it, running his fingers through it as they leaned into each other and all of Keith's insecure thoughts flew away, because hey, Lance liked him too. Against all odds crazy, happy Lance liked weird, emo Keith and that included his weird emo mullet.

     

    Or Keith thinks about how much Lance loves his hair, and how much Keith likes his hair being pulled whilst having sex.

    Kinktober day 10: Hair-Pulling

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    When Shiro finally stepped into their bedroom, he was astounded by what he saw. The boys had done their very best to set the scene, scattering candles all around the room, across the dressers and floors; and laid in the middle of the bed were two gorgeous young men, making out desperately, wearing nothing but little white panties and kitty tails. Shiro held back a moan. He was so ready to just jump in the fray and play with his little kittens, but he’d told them he would punish them, so indulging himself in their bodies would have to wait just a little bit longer.

     

     

    Or Shiro is too busy to spend any time with his boyfriends, so they offer him some stress relief.

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