GettingMetaphysical
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What if you could spend a little more time with Stranger, to be the friend they've longed for? And what if Contrarian, to distract the Princess from their pain and annoy the Narrator, wants to please them in as many ways as he can think of?
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- Part 6 of Lay the Princess (Steamy Choices)
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Sledgehammer (Feeding the Rhythm) by GettingMetaphysical
Fandoms: Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
01 Jan 2024
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"I have an idea", your Hero says. "If it works, that kill aura of hers won’t get us down. And our new friend won’t have to work so hard." Hero’s fired up. "I want to be useful, too!"
Lay it on me, You think.
The Hero steels himself: "Maybe, we can, ah… seduce her?"
"Are you off your rocker?!" shrieks Paranoid.
"But have you payed attention?" insists the Hero. "She twirls around like the belle of the ball. Deep down, she might be a softie!"Series
- Part 5 of Lay the Princess (Steamy Choices)
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Knighted From Beyond the Grave by GettingMetaphysical
Fandoms: Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
07 Dec 2023
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Despite the Spectre Princess’ ghostly chill, You are hot and bothered. The Narrator orders the Voice of the Cold to finish your job. Are you any match for the cold-blooded killer and his commander? Can the Princess tame the Slayer?
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- Part 4 of Lay the Princess (Steamy Choices)
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She Conducts This Rapture by GettingMetaphysical
Fandoms: Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
20 Nov 2023
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The Damsel is desperate to break free of her deconstruction. Desire shall draw out the truth. And you want each other too much to leave so soon...
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- Part 3 of Lay the Princess (Steamy Choices)
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The Creature From the Grey Cabin by GettingMetaphysical
Fandoms: Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
06 Nov 2023
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There is one tactic we haven’t tried, says the Voice of the Hunted. I didn’t want to, but she leaves us no choice.
”What is it?” you snarl. You want nothing more than to best her. You’re sick of this shit.
There is only one way to placate a beast long enough to escape intact, whispers the Hunted. We seduce and mate with her.
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- Part 2 of Lay the Princess (Steamy Choices)
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Lay the Princess (Steamy Choices) by GettingMetaphysical
Fandom Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
28 May 2024
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Various short fics wherein You choose not to Slay, but Lay. I attempt to emulate the tones and themes of the source game. So plenty of romance and desire, but always in different ways.
Spoilers for the game.
I'd like to think She would be pleased with this.- Words:
- 26,026
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All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline by GettingMetaphysical
Fandom Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who (Big Finish Audio)
07 Jun 2015
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Here is all of my Doctorcest-fics that tie into each other and has a bearing on an over-arching plot. The storyline is a (relatively) serious attempt at a headcanon that might fit into the series without any noticeable changes.
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- 34,402
- Works:
- 14
- Bookmarks:
- 12
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Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans by GettingMetaphysical
Fandom Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who (Big Finish Audio)
06 May 2015
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A series of smutty one-shots featuring the Doctor getting with himself. Can be read as a continuous story or just a couple of silly one-shots.
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- 8,912
- Works:
- 10
- Bookmarks:
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Odysseus has an unlucky accident with a divine flower, one that curses him with painful desires. Lucky for him, a certain messenger god comes to the rescue!
It's porn. That's it.
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Bookmarked by GettingMetaphysical
22 Jul 2026
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Kinger has erectile dysfunction, Caine helps in an... unconventional way.
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- Part 4 of royalteeth/leaderboard smut
Bookmarked by GettingMetaphysical
02 Jul 2026
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He’s just doing his job… right? by L0KI_STAR
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
12 Jun 2026
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Caine was only doing this because it was his job. That was the only reason.
It was his job to keep them happy, so sometimes he would have to admit defeat and do something that he hated doing with every fiber of his being- reuse an adventure.
He was only doing this because it was his job.
He was not doing this because he wanted to see them smile, and he definitely was not doing this because watching them in their element had made him feel something that he didn’t quite know how to name.
No, this was purely professional.
Aka
They get drunk at the noir bar
Bookmarked by GettingMetaphysical
01 Jul 2026
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Fuzzy Like An Old TV by Samanila_sandwich
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
11 Jun 2026
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Caine never took his clothes off when they had sex.
Pomni wouldn’t say it was a bad thing per se. It was just a bit strange.
And she's curious to see what the AI cooked up for himself under that suit of his.
Bookmarked by GettingMetaphysical
11 Jun 2026
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Hands-on Experience by the_agonizing_linguist
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
29 May 2026
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Caine and Pomni fuck during a rather heated argument that gets out of hand, and there are a lot of hands.
Bookmarked by GettingMetaphysical
12 May 2026