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    Ilya doesn’t even try to stop the litany of Russian swears from spilling out. He also doesn’t stop himself from cursing Marly’s whole family line, and then verbalizing some of his more homicidal thoughts about Scott Hunter and the kitchen sink. He lets his Russian ranting die out and takes a few deep breaths.

    Everyone has quieted to look at him.

    “Feel better?” Marly asks.

    Maybe Ilya could drown Marly in the sink along with Hunter. Maybe he could kill everyone in the suite before Shane wakes up. He’d have to kill the butler guy, too…and the front of house staff…and the wedding chapel staff…and then convince Shane to run away with him to somewhere that would neither extradite to the US nor prosecute them for being gay. Messy. Too messy.

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    Ilya wakes up with a wedding ring and a WHOLE LOT of questions...but at least Marly and Scott fucking Hunter are having a good time. This is Ilya's worst nightmare which, as it turns out, features a night of blackout drinking, misguided but supportive friends, and some VERY stupid decisions.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    iamanya @ilyarozanovsmole
    insert this clip into a compilation of sad puppies and you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference
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    hollanov4ever @shanesfreckles
    and i’ve BEEN saying this. that man is just a lost little puppy without ilya

    bostonhockeyontop @wemissilya
    i don’t ride for ottawa but the little stick tap onto the empty ice where rozy’s stick usually is…come onnnnnnn i’m sick

     

    Or: Ilya hurts his ankle and is out for a game. Shane has to do their pre-game superstition alone. Harris posts it on the internet and people predictably lose their shit. (This is so inspired by Laura Stacey and MPP!)

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    27 Jun 2026

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    There was no way. Absolutely no way. The universe was a cruel mistress and there was no way Shane was spending the night with Ilya in room 1410 in this hotel and still being fit to play tomorrow.

    What if the Centaurs stayed in *that* hotel in Toronto one time? What if Shane and Ilya got assigned room 1410?

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Shane gets a tattoo. Things escalate from there.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Shane misses the first two days of Rose and Svetlana’s wedding week and arrives at the campsite close to midnight, already feeling guilty and tired from the drive. All he wants to do is change out of his clothes, and sprawl onto his bed of his assigned cabin.

    Instead, he walks into cabin 1410 and finds a Russian man in his bed.

    Or, according to Ilya, Shane is the one in his cabin.

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    27 Jun 2026