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    Four months in, Pete is beginning to realise that fatherhood is hard. Really, really hard. He misses the silence through which he can hear the voices in his head. He misses being alone with Patrick, misses touching him and kissing him all over. Pete misses his old life, last summer when they had no responsibilities. He might even miss last spring, when they lived for the soul purpose of living while they could.

    All that said, Pete wouldn't change it for the world.

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    It's autumn 2002, and for just over a year, Fall Out Boy have been working on making it very clear that Pete and Patrick aren't together. They just aren't. It's what they do. They're PeteAndPatrick, music-making dream team, best friends, confidants, lovers, but they're not together- they're not a couple. The thing is, they have fully accepted their non-couple status, they're completely comfortable with it, and it seems as if nothing can change that. This is, of course, until something does just that. Patrick is pregnant, Pete is self-obsessed, Joe is pissed off, and Andy- poor Andy just wants someone else to take the night shift driving between venues once or twice.

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    Pete and Patrick have very different ideas about what the first time they met felt like. Patrick thinks he was appalled by Pete's rudeness and over-confidence, and Pete thinks that the second he stepped into that house, his world changed forever, schorched with the tears of a thousand singing angels.

    You might already be able to see that they're barrelling towards an adorably huge misunderstanding.

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    If you asked Patrick who his favourite person in the world was on Wednesday afternoon, he would probably tell you that it was Bronx.

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    Ashlee finds out about the new baby and Bronx has a cold. Patrick just wishes his step-son would learn to keep his mouth shut.

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    “Marie, I’m so pregnant, I don’t know how it’s taken me so long!” Patrick lets out a shaky laugh. “I mean, seriously, I’m gaining weight, I’m crying all the time, I’m getting sick like clockwork every fucking evening, and - did you know I peed three times in two hours at Andy’s last week?”

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    “Why are you crying? It’s just a bunch of grey blobs, and it’s so...
    /gross/... Just, like, floating around inside-” Joey pulls a face. “And when it comes out it’s gonna be all sticky and screaming - there is nothing cute about babies or their foetal growth. That doesn’t even look like a baby!”

    “Pregnancy is beautiful! Momma’s growing life right now just like when he grew you, so don’t be so quick to get grossed out. You were once a bunch of grey blobs, and you came out and you were sticky and screaming, I was alive, I remember, and you sure as hell weren’t cute-“

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    Declan takes a tumble, and Patrick’s low on iron. Elisa’s got her hands full. Maybe Pete can help?

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    Pete is giving up on hiding the new baby, because he’s just SO EXCITED. Patrick, however, is a little more cautious. His kids are a different story.

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    Pete knows he can't make Patrick take the kids to school as soon as he wakes up. The sound of his husband's vomiting echoes around the ensuite bathroom, and he wants to stay, rub Patrick's back and tell him he's okay, but he also knows that if he doesn't wake his kids up soon, they're going to be late for school. Pete hates having to choose.

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    Pete, Patrick and Bronx take their new addition to the Trohman residence for the first time, and Joe is completely besotted.

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    Follow up of 'Louisa vs. Martinique' and 'Patrick: The Natural Parent™'.

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    The first time Bronx holds his little sister, the world of Stump-Wentz shifts. She's his little focus now, and his parents have to try and find a way to function with their hearts so swollen with love.

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    Sequel to 'Louisa vs. Martinique'

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    "Mommy?"

    Silence, for about the third time, except for Patrick's unanswered call ricocheting around the dreary hospital room walls. Even in the dark, the white paint glows with the ominous tone of antiseptic and anaesthetic. Patrick knows that the dancing teddy bears on the walls are supposed to be comforting, funny, maybe- they're supposed to make him smile, but he knows. He knows that they're fake grins, as easily removed as the vomit on the driveway at Patrick's house, scrubbed and hosed away as if that will make everything better.

    He's only young, but he knows.

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    Sometimes when vegetarians and vegans eat animal matter again after a long time, it makes them sick. Patrick thinks this has happened to him, but Pete just thinks he's stubborn and won't admit that he's got gastroenteritis. Andy and Joe serve as reinforcements, and Pete couldn't be more grateful; he doesn't realise what he's taught Andy, and that's the beauty of ignorance.

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    One in four males can get pregnant, and Patrick is Fall Out Boy's resident carrier. He's married to Pete now, and they're expecting a baby girl in four and a half months' time, but the couple have one more announcement hurdle to jump before they can relax.

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    Patrick doesn't feel okay. The remains of his migraine are still gnawing at the edges of his brain, and, even though he thinks he's done being sick for now, the nausea is almost unbearable. He's sweating and shivering at the same time, he has a fever, and he's scared he's going to pass out. Definitively, Patrick is not okay.

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    Very short piece about Patrick and his mum, in which it all gets too much for him, and his mother knows exactly what to do.

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    Anaemic!Patrick runs out of iron supplements on the road, and he can't stop the loop of that old rhyme his mother made up for him circling in his head.

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