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    “Jimmy! What were you thinking?” Fwhip scolded, after pulling Jimmy away from a lava lake, rushing to apply burn cream and wrap his arms up. They were burnt, blistering and red, but the sheriff didn’t feel any pain.

    “I didn't notice.” He mumbled, somewhat unsure. He was burnt badly, but didn’t feel it at all.

    “You didn’t notice?” Fwhip practically screamed. “What do you mean you didn’t notice? Are you in shock? Sit down, don’t move, I’ll get a healing potion!” He quickly rushed to his storage rooms, leaving Jimmy to think.

    That's when he realized he could no longer feel pain.

    Or-Gods words have power, even if they don't mean it. And now Jimmy's transforming into a real toy, and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.

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    In Which Keralis Is A Lovecraftian Nightmare And Problems Occur Because Of It.

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    04 Oct 2025

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    The gang heads down to the annual fair and enters a magic show that turns out to be a little too real. When the witch believes the humans are keeping the borrowers captive, sizes are swapped and now they have to figure out how to get back to normal.

    Or; A non-canon April Fools fic where everyone gets to swap sizes with each other!

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    Maybe it was a good thing that, out of all the Hermits, Doc had been the one to get hit with the long-thought dead Fear effect.

    After all, as a creeper his greatest fear was cats- not particularly deadly and kind of ridiculous in hindsight.

    Unknown to Doc, a few cats were going to be the least of his troubles.

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    17 Apr 2025

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    Blade-Three, also known as Three, is the living weapon of the Watchers. Conditioned to follow orders, it is meant to use its considerable strength, combat abilities, and total loyalty to obliterate the enemies of the Watchers. Of course, the "following orders" part comes first, which is how, when Listener agent Martyn InTheLittleWood comes along with the right command words, he manages to steal it.

    Now, instead of missions that make any sense, Three must navigate as Martyn and his roommate Jimmy attempt to teach it how to be human, or at least enough of a person to be itself. It would help if either Martyn or Jimmy knew how to be human either, and if they weren't falling apart at the seams after the death of an old friend.

    (And of course, there's the matter of Three's original identity, a question no one thinks to ask...)

    Or: in which Evo had a bad end, and five years later, the pieces that were left behind start to accidentally fall back together.

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    16 Mar 2025