Falonian
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Inspired by the Vocaloid song 'Prisoner of Love and Desire' by ひとしずく×やま△ （Hitoshizuku_Yamasankakkei）.
This is a weird product of my feverish imagination and I honestly do not know where it came from. Not my ship, not my fandom, but I guess I got inspired anyway.
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I'm Not a Doctor, Just in Love by Falonian
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
02 Jan 2017
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'You've got to come with me right now, Newt,' Tina said without further preamble. Before Newt could say anything in return, she continued, her voice slightly rushed but determined. 'They've found Graves, and he's alive, but barely, and he seems to be sick, in pain. We're not sure what it is, but it's not a spell or jinx or any of the kind. They're looking into options right now, but maybe it's something more of your expertise.'
Or, Percival Graves gets found and is sick, and it's Newt who's got to nurse him back to health again.
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Ron Weasley had obviously missed some things when it came to Harry and Malfoy. But that it ever could be this much... Well, suffice to say that he didn't expect that.
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Sherlock Holmes was a ridiculous man. Though, it was quite possible that he hadn’t realised this himself, or mistaken the signs for something else.
John Watson, however, had not.John Watson on why Sherlock Holmes is the most ridiculous man on Earth.
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Revelations by theproblematique
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies)
12 Jan 2020
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“I still don’t get it,” Ned says. “How you just... keep being ordinary in spite of all the craziness you’ve lived through. You were in space. You helped Iron Man save the universe. And nobody knows it was you.” His tone softens, becomes almost sad. As though he realizes that what he’s saying is so completely alien to him that he will never be able to understand this part of Peter’s life. “Peter, don’t you want people to know you for who you are?”
An AU where they get the Gauntlet off of Thanos that first time, on Titan.
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05 Jun 2026
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It's eight years after the war and Hermione Granger has taken a break from her career at the Ministry of Magic to compile an oral history of the conflict. She's interviewed just about everyone she can get her hands on but she wants to be thorough. And that means getting in contact with a very unwilling Lucius Malfoy.
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"For your information, I'm not shopping it around yet because I still don’t have access to all of the sources I need.”
“You’ve got to be joking. You must have interviewed every living person that was even tangentially connected to the war.”
“Not everyone,” Hermione said, turning in her seat to reach up for the mug of tea she’d left on the kitchen counter.
“Who’s left? The trolley lady from the Hogwarts Express?”
“Your father.”
Malfoy opened his mouth and then closed it again with a click of his teeth, shaking his head. “You don’t want to do that, Granger.”
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29 May 2026
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When Quirrell abruptly quits his post as professor of Muggle Studies, teaching apprentice Hermione Granger volunteers to replace him. Unhappy with some of Dumbledore’s recent appointments, the board of governors volunteers Lucius Malfoy to assess Hermione’s teaching for a term in order to determine if she’s the right fit for the job. Neither of them is happy about it.
Or: a very petty pair make the students of Hogwarts look like mature adults. No Voldemort AU.
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26 May 2026
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"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
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- Part 12 of Harry Potter works
- Part 3 of Astolat Sampler
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02 Apr 2026
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“Congratulations, Mommy.”
“Gods,” she laughs, feeling silly now. “Do you think they really call each other that?”
Draco gives her one of those lazy hums, smiling at her laughter. “It’s sort of fun.”
“But truly,” she says, still amused, breath teetering, “Daddy? I mean, come on.”
Or: Hermione attends a baby shower. It is a singularly bad experience. Until it isn't.
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13 Mar 2026