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    Ilya thought he knew everything there was to know about Shane's sexual habits. His quirks. How his gag reflex is almost non-existent, how his ass craves to be filled if he goes too long without it, how he loves to be kissed so much that, if Ilya really tries, he can get Shane off just by sucking his tongue.

    He's never once heard about Shane being good at eating pussy.

    Or: Ilya overhears that his totally-casual-sitationship was very good at munching and has a jealous fit about it.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Ilya gripped the envelope tighter. “The MVP,” he began slowly, still staring directly at Shane, “is…”

    Another pain slammed into Shane so hard his vision whited out.

    “…Shane Hollander.”

    The room exploded with cheers and applause . People rising to their feet.

    Shane barely heard any of it. His father hugged him first. Then Yuna. “Sweetheart,” she whispered against his ear, “you don’t look well. I don’t think you should be going up there alone..”

    He couldn’t answer. He stood carefully. Ignoring the concerned look both of his parents threw his way.

    The pressure between his hips was unbearable now. Every step toward the stage felt wrong. Painful. Wet. Why was it wet?

    Or Shane goes into labor at the NHL awards with a son they didn’t even know existed.

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    27 May 2026

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    "I have a pussy on my birthday."

    Ilya pauses. A thousand possible responses come to mind, ranging from 'That's impossible' to 'You're fucking with me' to 'What kind of roleplay even is this?' Instead, what comes out is, "It's not your birthday yet."

    "Well, no." Shane flushes. "It's, like, the whole week around my birthday."

    Ilya raises his eyebrows. "You're telling me you get a pussy during your birthday week? Like some kind of present?"

    ———

    Every year, around his birthday, Shane has a pussy.

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    22 May 2026

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    Who.

    Who taught Shane about this.

    Ilya is going to kill someone, and then himself. Not Shane. Never Shane. But he is going to have to kill someone with his bare hands.

    Or: Shane invents advanced blowjob positions with his own beautiful freaky mind, thereby unintentionally turning Ilya into a danger to himself and others.

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    07 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander wakes up with a pussy.

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    23 Apr 2026