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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    Draco Malfoy’s plan for the evening: come home, have a quiet wank, get an early night.

    Draco Malfoy’s evening, as it actually unfolds: recognising his anonymous camboy as Harry sodding Potter, having a not-at-all-quiet wank anyway, and lying awake until dawn rehearsing the words I am never doing that again.

    (He does it again.)

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    23 Jun 2026

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    “Answer him,” Malfoy purred in her ear, circling his hips. “Tell him the truth. Tell him how fucking wet you are for me. Tell him how tight your little cunt’s getting, ready to squeeze every last drop out of me.”

    “N-no,” she shout-whispered. “Shut—oh—shut the fuck up.”

    “Go on,” he urged. “Tell him the reason your swotty little mouth can’t string a proper sentence together.”

    “Well?” Ron sounded irritated now. “Are you going to let me in or not?”

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    Ron comes knocking on the Head Girl's door, but she's a bit preoccupied at the moment.

    Written for Blah Blah Blah Fest

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    28 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    And here’s the secret underneath it all.

    Beneath the chase. Beneath the bodies. Beneath the sheets. 

    It could be nothing. 

    It could be the two of them laying side by side, laughing, the sound of their twinned joy a howl banishing the silence, holding the emptiness at gun-point and blowing its insides clean out. 

    It could be Boo asleep beside her, and Fleabag awake, tracking the senseless rhythm of her twitching and tossing form. 

    It could be nothing. And it would be everything. Better than sex. 

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    24 Mar 2026

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    He's finally got this whole emotion thing cracked.
    Except for one thing.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    Data finds a solution for Geordi's sleeping problems.

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    20 Feb 2026

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