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  1. Public Bookmark 84

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    Spamton could already imagine the fuzzy static against the hair on his thighs and stomach, against the palm of his hand and the head of his cock- he's done it so many times before, and every time he woke up the next morning and felt sick looking at the mess he left behind all over the screen.

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    29 Oct 2025

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    BEST SHIT IVE EVER READ I NEED THIS FOR INSPO

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Creatures of the night had stalked the badlands of New Mexico for centuries, long before its borders were drawn, long before man set foot on its dusty barren floor. It was infested with predators of all kinds, coyotes, serpents, and scorpions. But none, were as notorious as the wretched Vampire.

    They were the epitome of the corruption of man. Sin and indulgence didn't pollute their veins, it was infused within them. They were greedy, lustful, and murderous, with an insatiable thirst for blood that no other substance could satisfy. They ate like no man, they ate like an animal, with flesh being their only source of nutrients. Some saw them as unfortunate souls to be put down with mercy, as you would a rabid dog. Others saw them as soulless killers, with nothing but bloodlust behind those piercing red eyes.

    Vampires had been around since people have, but none were as notorious as the one stalking the small town of Teufort. People were going missing, only to turn up days later with their body mutilated beyond recognition, and strangely human looking bite marks embedded in their skin. Fortunately, one man took up the mantle, and devoted himself to eradicating every single one.

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    26 Oct 2025

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    unifnished 3 chapters

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    After his vacation, Tenna showed up to work fresh as a daisy, practically walking on sunshine. He even greeted the Pippins much to Spamton’s surprise. The co-stars went about their life like nothing happened beneath that booth – save for catching each other in longing stares or idle touches. There was a pressure building up under Spamton’s skin with every day that passed, eating him like a disease, but he didn't dare show it or even acknowledge it. How was he meant to cope with this nearly defunct CRT giving him the best sex he's had in years? How was he meant to grapple with being this down bad for a man whom he was only planning on using?
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    Spamton can't find satisfaction with anyone else after that evening with Tenna. He also can't proposition the star -- too worried that Tenna might start feeling like Spamton needs him equally. After a particularly unique shoot, the star-crossed lovers collide once more.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    26 Oct 2025

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    AMAZING PORN LAST READ WHEN IT HAD 3 CHAPTERS EVEN IF ITS UNFINISHED STILL READ ITS SO GOOD

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    Spamton bit down hard on Tenna’s lip, causing him to gasp as blood filled both of their mouths. Spamton used the opportunity to gain more control over him, tasting his tongue like he had been craving it. Tenna whimpered in pain mixed with pleasure, the metallicness of it engulfing his senses. Spamton was always a passionate kisser, but this was much deeper than that. Tenna unconsciously humped his leg, desperate for more attention. A quick, “I know,” was said by Spamton, who removed his hands from the tie and back to his hips, cementing him in place. Tenna whined at the lack of stimulation to his needy cock, a few brain cells dying to the lack of oxygen.

    Aka, before Tenna and the others moved to Castle Town, he is visited by Spamton and they have a... steamy encounter.

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    12 Oct 2025

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    top ten spamtenna porn of all time READ AGAIN

  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    There’s a part of Tenna that feels like when he hits rock bottom, there’s absolutely no way he’s ever going to recover. The tragic ratings he’s hit with today make him wish he could feel the glee of a full Fun-O-Meter, the joy of the audience forever.

    Spamton can’t give him that, but he sure can give him something else long-lasting. Still in the name of business…!

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    10 Oct 2025

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    really good facefucking

  6. Public Bookmark *

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    Some faulty wiring and a near career ending performance [in Tenna's opinion] lead to the conclusion that Mr. (Ant) Tenna is in desperate need of a maintenance check.

    He's just so lucky, then, that Spamton doesn't mind rearranging some wires. All in the name of business!

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    03 Oct 2025

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    awesome tennussy

  7. Public Bookmark 19

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    Tenna doesn't know how to tie his own tie. Spamton helps.

    Big shot era, FTM Spamton, all the fun stuff.

    [Partner fic for an artwork of mine!]

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    03 Oct 2025

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    really good sub tenna with trans spamton

  8. Public Bookmark *

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    Spamton refuses to prepare ahead of time for his late-night infomercial show. No one's going to watch it, so why bother?

    That all changes when he discovers that the product of the night is a sex toy, and he ropes Tenna into helping him sell it.

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    03 Oct 2025

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    one of the greatest fics of all time def read this again

  9. Public Bookmark 9

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    After a shitty day, Spamton finds a way to cheer Tenna up.

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    30 Sep 2025

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    finally some good bottom tenna anal

  10. Public Bookmark 87

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    After a long day of gallavanting around Cyber City, parading Tenna around like he was the hottest cathode on the market, and stopping every fourth step to take photos with fans— Spamton had to end their day at one of the best clubs in town.

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    30 Sep 2025

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    AMAZING REALLY GOOD

  11. Public Bookmark 62

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    Tenna is given away way before the start of Chapter 3. He's given off to a Lightner who works late and only catches the cable porn channels, which forces Tenna to face a crash course on being a porn star. a CONSISTENTLY WATCHED pornstar, but pornstar nonetheless..

    When a script with collars and other apparel comes into his hands, theres really only one grease ball he trusts to co-star with him. Spamton.

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    Inspired by this:

    https://x.com/brainrot03/status/1941509560667341205

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    30 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    rlly good puppyplay

  12. Public Bookmark 49

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    Spamton and Tenna help each other out with physical repairs and upkeep.

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    30 Sep 2025

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    flff

  13. Public Bookmark 30

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    The increased success of 'TV Time' after Tenna and Spamton's recent agreed partnership has attracted attention from all over the dark world, and the team is overjoyed! However, in Spamton's case, not all of the attention is wanted, especially when it's aimed right at his [CRT].

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    Comments:
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    30 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    unread fluff

  14. Public Bookmark 13

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    Spamton’s word choice has caused him to spiral into a loop, to Tenna’s own dismay.

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    30 Sep 2025

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    unread fluff

  15. Public Bookmark *

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    Tenna knew his life couldn't revolve around another person, especially someone as insignificant as a mailman. He was a star, after all. And yet, when told the connection to Cyber City was re-established, Tenna finds himself on the first train over. Who the hell did Spamton think he was to leave without a word? Upon his arrival to the city, Tenna quickly learns the circumstances surrounding Spamton's disappearance are much more sinister than he ever could have imagined.

    An AU in which Tenna goes searching for Spamton after his fleeing from TV World. In retrospect, Spamton having left him for someone else felt much more merciful than the harsh reality of the situation.

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    30 Sep 2025

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    unread fluff

  16. Public Bookmark 26

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    “Right. You wouldn’t happen to know someone from there, would you? Old friend of mine. Short, dark-haired, devilishly charming.” He hated that he was even asking about this. But that encounter in the back halls of TV World had rattled him hard. Tenna needed to know if he was here.

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    29 Sep 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 22

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    A collection of little fics/drabbles of mostly Spamtenna and whatever else I come up with!

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    9/?
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    26 Sep 2025

  18. Public Bookmark *

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    Tenna was usually an incredibly vanilla guy, all holding hands and missionary, gentle kisses and warm afterglow, that was his ideal sex. Or so he thought. He'd been utterly tormented with sexual fantasies, fantasies about his co-star, Spamton. And after he invites him over to his place for a bit of booze and fun, he ends up discovering something about himself.

    He really likes being Spamton's dog.

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    4/?
    Comments:
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    23 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    unfinished

  19. Public Bookmark 44

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    this is straight up sex. lots of dry humping and then they complete the end!!

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    Comments:
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    7,344

    21 Sep 2025

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    good sex

  20. Public Bookmark 41

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    Spamton had gotten far busier recently, to the point where he had to leave the studio for most of the day and leave Tenna to his lonesome.

    Tenna always said the same thing, parading on about how he could handle hosting the show himself and didn’t need his co-host to keep things running - but it never lasted.

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    Spamton leaves Tenna by himself for a little bit too long. Mostly it’s done on purpose, but there’s certainly a part of him that may have done it on purpose… just to see what happens.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    477
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    Hits:
    6,705

    15 Sep 2025

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