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    Alhaitham is an incubus - a terrible one. At nearly 110 years old, he's still a virgin, mostly because the mere thought of touching anyone makes him feel ill.

    Enter: Kaveh. He's a siren - a terrible one. The thought of using his biology to override consent horrifies him, and as such, he's never used his powers once in his life.

    Then, on one fateful day... they end up in the same bar.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    After his fated battle with All for One, All Might is left with a brand new child- congratulations, It's a boy!

    All Might's going to learn to come to terms with raising a child and learning how to live for both himself and Izuku- a difficult feat considering he's lived his life solely for others. Little did he know this boy would end up giving him the thing he's always craved- family.

    And Izuku? Well, he's just going to have to learn what it means to be surrounded by love and safety. All Might being there is a great bonus, but they both have a lot of trauma to unpack that can't be punched away; sometimes you just have to talk it out.

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    31 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    It doesn't matter what Kaveh does in his spare time. Really, it doesn't. If he wants to present his ass to every man that gropes it, that's on him. If he wants to stay up all night and work on commissions, or puke himself sick from all the liquor he drinks, or sleep on the divan all day—Alhaitham doesn't care. The issue is when it becomes a tangible reality, when Alhaitham runs into one of Kaveh's one-night-stands sneaking out of his house in the morning, or casually drinking his coffee in his kitchen, or moaning too loud for their too-quiet house.

    The issue is when it becomes real and no longer an ignorable fact—when he is brought to realization that Kaveh is not interested in him and only in the easiest lays he can manage.

    kaveh comes home drunk with a stranger. alhaitham is fed up with how it bruises him, and he makes the foolish mistake of letting kaveh know exactly how he makes him feel.

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    oneshot. completed.

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    27 May 2026

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    Wow. What an eyeful.

    Two people are on the bed, having passionate sex, if the marks and moans are anything to go by. Heat rushes to his face, and he lets out an embarrassing squeak at the shock.

    Both men turn to look at him, but the blond one catches his eye first. Kaveh doesn’t like looking at his reflection, but he’d be damned if he didn’t recognize himself. Thankfully, the sheets pool around the other Kaveh’s hips, so can’t see where his body connects with his partner.

    At this moment, Kaveh realizes. If he’s here with his older self, then that must mean…

    Oh archons.

    After Kaveh and Alhaitham fight and fall out of each other’s lives, they find themselves in a strangely familiar house.

    If only they knew what was waiting for them behind that bedroom door.

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    23 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    'Take what you want. That's it, sunshine.'

    ...wait.

    Sunshine??

    Sunday jerks upright in bed, wide awake and cunt fairly thrumming with heat and desire.

    Oh. Oh, no. Oh, he is so very screwed.

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    28 Apr 2026