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Tweet Threads and three sentence plans I’ll never finish. Here they are.
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Ed used to be a competitive ballroom dancer, now he runs a dance studio. One night he is asked to cover for the Tiny Tip Tappin Talents class, and there he meets one Alma Bonnet, as well as her handsome divorced father, Stede, who has romantic daydreams of learning to ballroom dance. Ed invites him to join one of his studio’s classes, but remembers too late his own rule about not dating students.
Que ten weeks of dancing, flirting, and falling for Stede Bonnet.
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Stede convinces Ed to act out the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet. They end up getting rowdy about it.
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The (Gentleman) Spy Who Banged Me by Empocalypse, journeytogallifrey
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Apr 2023
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Special Agent Edward Teach had his mission: get the strange new weapon that Spanish Jackie was rumored to have, and get out.
He never could have expected meeting Stede Bonnet, The Gentleman Spy, who was determined to complete the exact same mission.
He never EVER expected to wake up inside Stede Bonnet’s body.
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Everything You Wanted to Find by CharlieDC, Empocalypse
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Apr 2023
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“You’re coming over Friday.” Ed declared confidently. Ed would get like this sometimes; declaring wacky plans with an irresistible grin on his face. Stede had yet to resist Ed’s charms — he had to know what that cheeky grin did to Stede’s insides, right? He was so in love with him it was ridiculous; Lucius once called him “as messy as a baby U-Haul lesbian” with how obvious his crush was.
If only Ed felt the same.
“I suppose I can,” Stede broke off a piece of their cinnamon roll with his fork, “what will we be doing?”
Ed shrugged casually, but Stede knew there was more behind the gesture. He snapped off a piece of the gooey pastry with his bare fingers, “You’re finally going to model for me.”Series
- Part 1 of Apricity
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Noun. apricity (uncountable) (obsolete)
The warmth of the Sun in winter.Ed is a photographer, pining after his best friend Stede for a year. Stede finally decides to model for Ed, and hopes his year-long crush on his best friend isn't too obvious.
Love ensues.
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19 Jul 2026
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Izzy makes fun of Stede's bedroom prowess in the 'Hello Boys' scene. Ed proposes a bet to restore Stede's honour. Izzy loses, and loses, and loses...
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- Part 1 of Steddyhands Filth Without Focus
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17 Jul 2026
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When Ed has to drag himself out of a depression, he always starts with washing his hair.
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10 Jul 2026
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Warmth.
Pressure.
A slow, dull prod of pleasure.
The comforting, steady presence of Ed.
And Stede dreams.
Dreams, as he often does, of Ed. Ed holding him, wrapping around him on all sides. Ed, inside him, pressing into every inch. Ed’s hands, his tongue, his lips, his prick.
His tentacles.Bookmarked by Empocalypse
10 Jul 2026
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