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Pantalone leaves for Fontaine. Dottore reacts normally.
Which is to say: he grows increasingly unstable, jerks off with Pantalone’s scarf pressed against his nose, and then proceeds to make all of it Pantalone’s problem upon his return.
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23 Jun 2026
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They never fucked in a bedroom.
Once—and only once, since Pantalone dreads the thought of getting more than his lungs transplanted—they did it on the table of the boardroom, after the end of a Harbinger meeting. One agent witnessed the event. One very clever and practical agent, who quickly climbed the organization’s ladder and landed himself a cushy position as a Fatui ambassador in Fontaine.
It always happens in the laboratory. Surrounded by cool iron; iron around them, against their backs, in the stuffy air of their shared breaths. The examination table became a promise of both excruciating pain and the sensation that is very much the opposite of that. Whenever Pantalone finds himself in the room, he never knows on which end of the scale he’ll end up.
A gambler he is, the thought always excited him.
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23 Jun 2026
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Phainon is just a regular office worker. Sure, the CEO's son, Mydei, hates him and only him, but he has gotten used to simply ignoring all the glares that the other man gives him. But when Phainon gets drunk during a company dinner, he learns that Mydei was the one who took him home.
And for some reason, Mydei refuses to disclose any details of this night that Phainon could not recall. But Phainon wasn't going to back down without a fight.
Office Phaidei AU
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05 Feb 2026
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“Teach me how to kiss.”
Mydei’s jaw drops.
“It's a win-win, right? You get to… I dunno, yell at me when I mess something up - which, let’s be honest, you love doing - don’t even try to deny it,” Mydei sneers but stays silent, which Phainon takes as a victory. “And as a cheeky bonus,” He continues, throwing in a wink as he puffs up his chest and puts his hands on his hips. “You get to make out with one of the top three most handsome guys on campus… me!”
Mydei stares at him, wearing an expression so twisted Phainon could’ve mistaken it as him finding out he’d stepped in a pile of shit.
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18 Nov 2025
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Hold me by the ankles, drag me under by Absinthe_minded_professor (sulfur_socks)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
06 Jun 2025
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His thoughts were simply static, his body soft with acquiescence, any logical thought that this was probably a bad idea disappearing when he leaned into the grip around his throat, his vision fading as he felt a tingle in his navel—the only warning before he felt pleasure spark like fireworks in his body just as his vision faded to black, unaware of the choked keen that escaped his throat before his body went limp and lifeless in Phainon’s arms.
It is only after, when he wakes up again to feeling desperate arms around him and choking sobs did he realize that he had cum in his pants just before he died.
Mydei discovers something new about himself.
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24 Oct 2025