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  1. Summary

    When Sanji overhears a bet made between Hiyori and their new friend Zoro, things quickly get interesting for the chef. Unfortunately, it doesn't matter how sweet, considerate, or hot the swordsman is. Sanji is in no place to date. Will the two be able to manage their middle ground relationship without breaking each other's hearts, or maybe even their own?

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    Some rare pairs and crack ship one shots to help me start writing again! (Polls about ships on my TikTok @bedybyskyboy)

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    Zoro didn't understand why Sanji allowed everything else but kissing, but he tries to respect it, he really does.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    He thinks this is the best his life could get, because Sanji is the most beautiful thing, and he belongs to Zoro.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Zoro accidentally gets high on sex pollen. Sanji and Luffy catch him touching himself in the bathroom and take advantage of his state... Not that Zoro hates it completely.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    “We need to put some basic rules in place, asshole,” Sanji says. His visible eye narrows, looking Zoro up and down, until he settles on the damn handcuffs tying them together. “Just– just set the ground rules. A gentleman’s agreement about this.”

    Zoro has never been a gentleman in his goddamn life.

    “It’s simple,” Sanji explains, “Don’t look at me jack off. I won’t at you jack off. We both get out of this week without bothering each other.”

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Sanji thought Zoro was just an infuriating meathead with a sword fetish until a night of booze, banter, and surprisingly romantic declarations turned his world upside down (and his legs over Zoro’s shoulders). Turns out, love is a lot like swordsmanship: messy, defies expectations, and occasionally leaves you crying on your back.

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    07 Jun 2026