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    While Simon had never thought about it, the fact that Ryland has had relationships made sense. Who wouldn't want to be loved by this man?
    What didn't make sense was that someone had broken up with the man? Had had Ryland all to herself and decided that she didn't want him?!?
    Fuck Linda, that stupid bitch!

    I.e. Simon is offended that anyone would willingly dump Ryland Grace.

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    06 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 35

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    Based on a tumblr post where Simon works at a flowershop (made it just a general plant store) and Colt was a regular that came in buying flowers for Jody until his accident. After that, Simon starts seeing Ryland around and mistakenly thinks he’s his brother.

    Miscommunication and shenanigans commence.

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    06 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    AU were Simon and Colt are the third backups for the engineer and pilot on the Hail Mary and the astrophage problem is more sinister than expected.

     

    The title was almost "a teacher, an ex-con, and a stuntman walk into a spaceship" but then I listened to MCR and this story is ULTIMATELY about fighting to get home.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Eva Stratt knew that the Hail Mary's mission would be tough. Human psyches are so very fragile, and emotions can make people act erratically.
    That was why she chose a fourth member of the Hail Mary crew. Someone who could make difficult decisions.

    Enter: Simon.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    WELCOME ABOARD THE HAIL MARY.

    “The Hail Mary?” The name reminded him of Eden. But Eden could only dream of this much light. This had to be heaven.

    Before the robovoice said any more, footsteps thudded towards them. Simon crawled back. Why weren’t his legs working? He looked down and at least they were still there. Oh God, please be heaven and not hell.

    A glowing figure threw the door open.

    ELEVATED STRESS SIGNALS DETECTED. PLEASE BREATHE AT THE TONE.

    His vision blurred again and he couldn’t even hear the chime this time, just strange musical notes. He could see the glowing figure dim into the shape of a man. No, no, this couldn’t be hell. After all, hell didn’t have angels.

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    Just your typical bloodymary fic. Let the poor boy live.

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    01 Jun 2026