8 Works by Diminished_Comet
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Valentine's Day Strikes Back! by Diminished_Comet
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)
13 Feb 2020
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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, there was an annual tradition called Valentine’s Day.
Men and women would exchange cards and messages with each other to declare their secret love and desires.
There also existed a Valentine's Day ritual where single girls created tasty treats to give to their favoured male friends. This event was always much-anticipated by bachelors across hundreds of star systems… providing glimmers of hope to lonely men everywhere.
If you want to see Kylo Ren go completely nuts, then this is the fic for you!
It's crack fluff comedy with plenty of swearing and innuendo, which will have you laughing your coffee through your nostrils... you've been warned!!
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Force & Force Ability by Diminished_Comet
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen, Reylo - Fandom, Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
13 Jan 2018
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A novel written by a Lady
~ It is a Galactic truth that a single dark knight of the First Order with both fortune and family connexions… must be in want of a wife. ~
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Miss Rey Kenobi is the orphaned daughter of a respectable gentleman in the county of Jakkushire.
She faces an uncertain future due to the family estate being entailed away from the female line upon the death of her aging grandfather, Sir Obiwan Kenobi. With no dowry or brothers, she has only her good name to recommend her. Rey is an independent young lady who is intent on remaining unmarried and becoming a Jedi. This greatly vexes her aunt Mrs Kanata, who would prefer to see her niece well-settled with an eligible husband.
Rey’s provincial life starts to unravel at an opulent society ball when she meets the handsome and “forceful” Mr Ren of Coruscant, who takes a fancy to the ‘spirited’ Miss Kenobi.
Star Wars AU set in the Regency Period Drama style of Jane Austen
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The Big Book of First Order Poems by Diminished_Comet
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
31 Jul 2017
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Foreword from General Hux –
Thank-you for your lack of spirit as my stormtroopers presented you this book at blasterpoint free of charge.
You WILL enjoy our motivational and philosophical poems otherwise we will mark you to be part of the loathsome resistance!
All will bow down to the First Order!Important Note: It is mandatory for all First Order staff and soldiers to read this standard issue poetry book! Random testing will be conducted to ensure key quotes are memorised. Those who fail will be disciplined and / or terminated.
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A Dentist With a Dark Side by Diminished_Comet
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
21 May 2017
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Rey is a highly driven professional analyst, employed by an elite Financial organisation in Coruscant City. However she often works herself too hard and neglects her health and social life.
Due to her hectic schedule and latent phobias, she is long overdue a visit to the dentist... and now has toothache which can no longer be ignored!
Luckily (or unluckily) for Rey, a highly renowned dental specialist named Kylo Ren is available to see her at short notice.
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KILL KYLO by Diminished_Comet
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Kill Bill (Movies)
29 Aug 2016
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She had once been the apprentice and lover of Kylo Ren, the possessive dark knight who had shown her the ways of the Force and turned her into a deadly fighter.
However she cannot reconcile herself to the ways of the Dark Side and secretly leaves her Master and his evil organisation. In doing this, Rey has committed treason and broken the heart of one who does not forgive… therefore she and her new family are brutally punished by Kylo and his four closest associates in the First Order.
But they’d made one critical mistake… they'd failed to kill her
Now Rey has nothing to live for but revenge against those who took everything from her… no matter what it takes, she will kill Kylo!
DEATH LIST FIVE
1. Captain Phasma
2. Lieutenant Mitaka
3. Bala-Tik
4. General Hux
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This is the End by Diminished_Comet
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
23 May 2016
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Kylo Ren's obsessive love for Rey is starting to drive him mad.
He's been hunting his elusive angel for months and now he has her cornered on Hoth.
Compromise is not an option
Escape is not an option
Rejection is not an optionIs this the End?
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The Lovely Ashes by Diminished_Comet
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
10 Apr 2016
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Rey has finally agreed to go on a date with Kylo Ren.
He's redeemed, although nobody can call him Ben.
He's lives on Coruscant, but he's not part of the resistance.
He's renounced the Dark Side but still wears his black garb.She can trust him can't she?
One shot, inspired by Ashgate
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Relics of the Force by Diminished_Comet
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types
13 Feb 2016
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The Force has awakened!
Now the Light Side led by Jedi Master Luke Skywalker and his apprentice Rey must battle the death-dealing knights of the Dark Side led by Kylo Ren and his evil master Supreme Leader Snoke, in a race to retrieve an all-powerful force artefact
Both Rey and Kylo Ren are force-bound to fulfill the destinies laid out for them. However the power struggles between the First Order and the Galactic Republic seem nothing compared to the passionate struggles of hate and love they must also endure!