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MEMORIES OF TAKODANA
Author: Kylo Ren, Master of the Knights of Ren Esq
I recall the day I met you…
You'd been stalking me a lot!
You were trying desperately to shoot me…
And I couldn't land a kriffing shot!
I used the Force to still you…
Then you perved me up and down!
You were the girl I’d heard so much about…
And I’d heard you were a black-robed clown!
I Forgot the droid... I had what I needed…
Frozen, I couldn't hide!
Should have followed Snoke’s orders…
Instead you carried me off like a Bride!
On my shuttle I did take you… after waving you to sleep…
I bet you touched me up!
Uh Yes… I did…
You kriffing CREEP!
Mwahahahahaha!