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A poem by Kylo Ren
THE SWEETEST MEAT
Porgs are cute, porgs are sweet
But they’re also very nice to eat
Oh such tender meat!
So with hopes of getting my end away
I fried one up for my beloved Rey
That girl adores her food
Although her manners are rather crude
How was I to know I cooked her pet puffy
It’s just a dumb bird that happens to be fluffy.
She told me to get the hell off her island!
… that I should go
She still ate the porg though.