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    “Do you have a budget?” Shane asked once, early on. 

    Ilya looked at him with such patent confusion that for a moment Shane thought that he didn't know the word in English. Then Ilya said, “No, Hollander. I do not have a budget,” voice dripping with disdain.

    “You really should,” Shane said, parroting the line he’s heard from his parents so many times before. “It’s important to manage your finances.”

    Ilya just rolled his eyes.

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    Or: how Shane and Ilya rectify their very different attitudes towards money.

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    After becoming God, Lucifer discovers that Michael is not the villainous asshole he believed. All his actions were a result of Dad's abuse and machinations. Lucifer attempts to repair his relationship with his brother, but the version of his brother that he finds might not make that so easy.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Ch. 5

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    If someone had asked Maya Potter six months ago what she was expecting to do today, she probably wouldn’t have answered with; knocking on a strangers door and greeting them with the words:
    “Hi, I’m your goddaughter.”
    If someone had asked Damon Salvatore what he was expecting to do when he woke up that evening, he probably wouldn’t have answered with, opening his door to find a child greeting him with the words:
    “Hi, I’m your goddaughter.”
    Neither of them ever expected to be in this position but now one sassy pre-teen runaway witch and one sarcastic 170-year-old vampire are going to learn that family is what you make it.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Ch. 84

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    𝘛𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘣𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺, 𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥, 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳, 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧, 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘣𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘴.

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    Jade Forbes, slightly manic older sister of Caroline comes back to Mystic Falls after moving out 5 years ago. Former drug addict with hell of a baggage, current tattoo artist, leaves her home in New Orleans and goes to Virginia after receiving an alarming voice message from her little sister. What could possibly go wrong? It's Mystic Falls, nothing bad ever happens there.

    {niklaus mikaelson x fem!oc}

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    Ch. 1