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There's sunlight slipping in from a window, and even if Sebastian can't tell if it's from his left or right or hell, directly above, he can tell that it's way too fucking bright.
His instincts cause him to blink rapidly to pathetically try to fight off the blinding light, which is a lot harder than it sounds when your ears are ringing loud and your eye is swollen shut and your head is annoyingly pulsating. He must be a sight to see, being tied up and angrily blinking like a glitching robot trying to fight the fucking sun.
"For bloody fuck's sake, can you turn that blasted light off?" Sebastian's own voice surprises him - both in the deep gravel of what must a 150 year old sailor who chainsmokes, and the fierce energy radiating through him to be able to wake up and fucking bark into the unknown that is his cell.
But hey, he's angry, in pain, and his face fucking itches so he couldn't give two fucking hoots about being a respectful prisoner because he 1) doesn't want to be here, 2) doesn't fucking care about what they want, and 3) would rather die than deal with people right now.
Sebastian could never really count on getting what he wanted.
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Shawarma by DidjaMissMe
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
14 Jul 2019
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It takes another 47 minutes for things to calm back down to the level of calm that follows an alien invasion, but Tony's heart gets back into gear, Steve is found on an upper level slightly disheveled (despite falling stories and through glass) and artfully sliced across one of those impeccable cheekbones (again, despite falling stories and through glass), and the Hulk has successfully calmed down a few feet after making some poor agents piss themselves in a stair-infused tantrum.
Sure, Loki escaped with the Tesseract, and Secretary Who-The-Fuck-Cares is demanding justice, but Tony is now just past hungry, a tad over irritated, and a step beyond tired. He's ravenous, just had a near-death experience following an inevitable-death experience, and he still doesn't know what shawarma tastes like.
So, he borrows with a definite intent to return an off-duty SWAT van ("Look, buddy, you can either hand me the keys, or let the mythical god and 90-year-old legend watch you get beat up by a ballerina assassin while I hotwire this POS"), and piles the so-called Avengers in for their well-deserved lunch.
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AKA the 2012 timeline we saw in Endgame, and how it's going to give us what we deserve
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I'm tired of being here. Alone.
SMI can't do this anymore, Jim.
SMI'll see you soon.
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“Jim,” Seb stood in the middle of the floor, stock still - not a moment, not a millisecond earlier he had been pacing the floor like a deadman with a pedometer, but with the click of a lock and the creak of the hinges he stopped.
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Sebastian's a gun-for-hire lacking respect for the finger on the trigger.
Moriarty's an enigma, a ghost story survivors shook to tell.
Sebastian doesn't understand why the great and feared M would show up to a meeting like this.or,
How they met and how it saved the Tiger's hide.
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Tim Drake always has a plan. It’s just a fact. Everyone knows it.
Whether he always has a good plan, well…that’s open for debate.
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Though I Won't Be Missed, I Would Say It's Fine by Megaerakles
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
27 Jun 2023
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Tim didn't need recognition. He just needed his family to stay safe and happy. And if he had to stay far away to keep them that way, so be it.
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A Sense of Identity by DaaroMoltor
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
12 Nov 2016
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It was a Thursday afternoon at the end of March, and Bruce Wayne met Clark Kent in the way enterprising billionaires tended to meet investigative reporters: Through an interview.
Kent had posture like cooked spaghetti and wore his plaid like the strangest camouflage in history.Bruce was less than impressed.
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02 Sep 2025
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Waking up in your 10 year old body is… jarring to say the least.
Presented with an opportunity he can’t waste, Tim fixes everything, but at a cost no one remembers. They’ve forgotten it all.
They’ve forgotten him.
He convinces himself it's better this way...because it is.
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Damian doesn't have the patience for high society, but if he has to conform, he might as well learn from the best.
A continuation of Brothers Fight (Read Part 1 for context)
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Tim Drake was always the outsider-the replacement, placeholder for something better. The kid who showed up uninvited, who begged for scraps of attention and never got more than the bare minimum.
He'd always known that Bruce didn't love him the way he loved the others. Bruce barely looked at him unless he had to. But when the Team is captured, Bruce's decision to sacrifice him finally confirms what Tim always feared.
He really was expendable.
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