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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    The Seraphim reveals one horrifying secret.

    Alastor responds in the healthiest way available to him: complete psychological collapse and catastrophic eldritch property damage.

    Heaven, naturally, makes it everyone else's problem.

    In hindsight, hugging the seven-foot-tall eldritch Radio Demon in the middle of a catastrophic mental breakdown was probably a terrible idea.

    Unfortunately for Pomni...

    It also worked.

    Now she's trapped inside the labyrinth of Alastor's memories, discovering that beneath the smile, the static, and the murder lies... somehow even more emotional damage.

    Heaven really should've left this one alone.

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    02 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 68

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    The battle against Adam leaves Alastor more injured than anyone realizes.

    Despite their mutual dislike, Lucifer refuses to let him die—not for Alastor’s sake, but for Charlie’s. Using a tremendous amount of demonic power to heal the Radio Demon, Lucifer unknowingly triggers an ancient biological condition Alastor has spent decades hiding: a heat cycle.

    When the dust settles, both demons agree to never speak of it again.

    Unfortunately, Hell has other plans.

    Sinners don’t get sick. They don’t gain weight. And they certainly don’t end up pregnant.

    As nausea turns into suspicion and suspicion turns into certainty, Alastor is forced to face a reality more terrifying than any Exorcist army:

    He’s carrying Lucifer Morningstar’s children.

    Unfortunately, keeping a pregnancy hidden is far more difficult than Alastor anticipated.

    For the first time in decades, the Radio Demon finds himself fighting a battle he cannot simply outsmart, overpower, or broadcast away.
    One that grows larger by the day.

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    02 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 54

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    They have started this game much earlier than the ending of Lucifer’s virtual meeting. It was dragging on so impossibly long and Alastor craved attention right there and then , sneaking up on Lucifer in his shadow form and materializing right beneath his desk.

    It doesn’t matter that he had plans for this week. He has been made to please. And he definitely intends to deliver, feeling the first sparkles of his rut tickle the base of his spine already.

     

    My late a bit, tiny contribution to this year's appleradio/radioapple week for the day 7 prompts service top (Lucifer) / power bottom (Alastor) aka my favorite version of them!

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Alastor has long ago accepted that there is something fundamentally wrong with him. Not only because he is a sadistic serial killer and cannibal, nor because he was born with what some may consider the wrong genitalia. It is because said genitalia is broken. Without a steady partner, that flaw has never truly bothered him. Not until now.

    Not until Lucifer.

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    02 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 61

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    Roo is not “The Root of All Evil”. She's not evil, she's Chaos. She was declared as “The Root of All Evil” by the Heavenly Host.

    Roo advised her son to form a Soul Contract with a powerful Overlord (specifically not a Hellborn or any of the Sins), in order to disguise his unique soul from Creation's scrutiny upon his migration from Earth to Hell. To avoid garnering too much scrutiny from Heaven. If Heaven ever discovers his true heritage, then Alastor will have all of the Heavenly Host after him.

    After breaking his Soul Deal with Rosie, Alastor finds his situation is a bit more difficult than he was expecting. He broke free of his leash...which was meant to mask him from detection by the Heavenly Host. The Heavenly Host which is becoming more involved with Hell because of Charlie's Redemption Project.

    Alastor is not looking forwards to what he has to do. He has to be cordial with Lucifer in order to wrangle a deal out of the Angel of Free Will. The only angel in all of Creation, who is the least likely to try and smite him out of existence for merely existing.

    The man will be insufferable.

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    01 Jul 2026