Dancing_Burnt_Toast
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Of course, they didn't need to have sex with each other anymore. But the physical contact— the hugs, the sex, and the hundreds of casual touches that came with sharing a home with someone, was something they had been missing far more than either of them was willing to admit.
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Fellas, is it gay to let your straight male friend jerk you off if it helps affirm his gender?
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Biosphere fan kid! She does not meet a woman or consume any media made after 2001 until she is at least three, yet somehow turns out well-adjusted.
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If the Spirit Moves You, Let Me Grove You by Dancing_Burnt_Toast
Fandoms: Biosphere (2022)
10 Mar 2026
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Billy thought it was a good idea to make this suggestion moments after Ray had taken a sip of his coffee. “Maybe you just have to fuck me deeper?”
Ray coughed. “What?”
“Like if we get your swimmers…” Billy made the universal two-handed gesture for coitus. “…Closer to where they need to go?”
“Your cervix?” Ray clarified.
“Yeah.” Billy blinked. “That.”
"I only have so much penis, Billy." They both laughed, but Ray kept thinking about it.
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This isn't fucking normal, but nothing will ever be normal again.
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Stede’s expression softened. “It’s just- I wouldn’t have thought that was something you would have ever…” he pursed his lips together, trying to find the right words. “Considered?”
“Wasn’t sure if I even could, to be honest,” Ed was pushing forty, and this would have been a stretch even if he hadn’t lived so rough. He pressed a hand to his right hip, feeling the snarled raised skin. He supposed he really had missed the important bits.
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Just because you start a new adventure doesn't mean you leave your past behind.
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“It’s big,” is the first thing Sydney says when Richie takes his dick out of his boxer-briefs. Which, yeah, he knows it is.
“Sure, yeah, it’s big. You have a lot of experience with omega cock, Syd?”
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- Part 2 of gofastboatsmojito
Bookmarked by Dancing_Burnt_Toast
03 Jul 2026
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Weird, ugly fauna by Abacura, The_panophobic
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Murderbot (TV)
26 Apr 2026
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He was dark brown, with leathery wings a shade darker than his fuzzy body and a flattened snout. His back legs had more of the leathery flight skin stretched between them, capped by two small feet, toes uselessly gripping at the air.
Oh, and there were the tiny dark eyes, which he was using to give me a truly impressive glare for such a small face.
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Murderbot needs to rescue its least-favorite human. Things don't go quite as expected.
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- Part 1 of Vampire Gurathin AU
Bookmarked by Dancing_Burnt_Toast
30 Apr 2026
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MurderMollusk TV by ESE (SecurityUnit), SecurityUnit02 for Silvia_Phenora, parthagenon
Fandoms: Murderbot (TV)
20 May 2026
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Alternate Universe where all the characters are snails
Bookmarked by Dancing_Burnt_Toast
18 Apr 2026
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Starry-Eyed Creature by SleepyBonesInc
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Murderbot (TV)
18 Feb 2026
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Murderbot experiences the woes of loving a little fluffy creature (and the blessings).
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- Part 2 of My Life In Your Hands (And Paws)
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19 Feb 2026
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Anything that fell out of the purview of Billy’s limited worldview was not an idea he would suffer being posited.
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11 Dec 2025