CrunchyLettuce
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When We Are Both Present by CrunchyLettuce for crowreys_wormstache
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
01 Aug 2021
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Zuko's an early riser. After all, he rises with the sun.
Some mornings though, he enjoys more than others.Inspired by crowreys_wormstache
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The Scotts host a party, and someone turns up dead.
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Nowhere to Land by bloodvvitch
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
16 Jul 2026
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Bruce – recently injured and working a case that just won’t break – sees the tactical advantages of temporarily ‘dating’ Superman.
Clark – who was almost too late to save his friend from a fatal fall – doesn’t understand what he’s signed up for.
For two people who know each other so well, the World’s Finest just can’t manage to get on the same page.
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That Azune has taken him in with a degree of politeness and accommodation that is almost deferential makes it fucking worse, actually. You can’t complain that loud at someone who gave you the only bed and heads out no matter the hour to fetch any cheese or pastry or wine you ask for.
Fuck. There’s just nothing to do in here.
(Prompt summary: Azune asks Julien for sex tips/stories for the purpose of being a better honeypot. Julien is extremely upset when he finds out. Full: criticalkink.dreamwidth.org/6355.html?thread=2261971#cmt2261971)
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I Want to Know You by dueefbigfard
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
30 Jun 2026
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Clark heard the static of Nightwing’s earpiece crackle to life as Oracle started talking. “There’s an attempted breaking and entering, half a mile south of you. Can you—”
“On it.” Dick sprang to his feet and rolled his shoulders back, and suddenly Nightwing wasn’t just a story Clark had shared with a little boy all those years ago. “That’s my cue. See you around, Supes.”
“Of course. Real quick, though,” Clark added, a little desperate. “If he’s not like…that, then what is Bruce actually like when he’s drunk?”
“My friend,” Dick said, holding Clark by the shoulders in mock seriousness. “Perhaps one day you will know—but today is not that day.”
“Right, of course, sure.” Bats and their secrets. “Be careful out there, buddy.”
“Always am,” Dick said, lying through his teeth as he dropped ever so casually from the building.
5 times Clark thought Bruce was drunk, and one time he actually was
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Loudest Silence by Necronoomycon, RikoMoriyama
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
12 Jun 2026
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Bruce and Clark get their Bat home
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like grey skies (like a bird of paradise) by rainbow_nerds
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
05 May 2026
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He sighed to himself and downed the glass of champagne he'd been nursing—non-alcoholic, but enough to convince anyone who might give him a passing glance. He hated this, every time he had to do it. There was one surefire way to derail anyone who began wondering whether maybe Bruce Wayne was doing more than just donating funds to Batman.
His tie hung loose around his neck, shirt unbuttoned to halfway down his chest, laughing too easily, pressing close to everyone he spoke to, whispering in ears, playing the part, until he turned and froze on the spot.
Clark Kent, in his signature ill-fitting suit, stood holding a notebook and pen, staring at him with barely-concealed glee.
Bruce cringed internally. He hated this. He especially hated when it had to be witnessed by someone he actually respected.
or: After a Gala, Bruce and Clark end up in bed together. They're friends, just helping each other out, no strings attached. Which would be great, if Bruce hadn't been halfway to head-over-heels since the day they met.