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In which Shane's trade to the New York Admirals catapults his status as fandom bicycle to new heights, as he is shipped with Scott Hunter, Very Hot Man, Hayden Pike, and Ilya Rozanov. Carter Vaughn is there too, I guess (condoms, towels, water, "good game").
Inspired by alphalupi's work "went home and tried to stalk you on the internet", this is several loosely connected scenes where Shane gets laid with a different hot guy, as in-universe RPF might make it happen. (Carter Vaughn is there, too, watching. Waiting).
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Shepard has bright green hair (most of the time). A collection of vignettes about touching up her hair while on the Normandy.
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- Part 3 of Holiday Harbinger Fics
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Akane has burned, will burn, is burning. But not right now.
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I Like Big Butts (And I Cannot Lie) by Crocophant for commandershakarian
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
01 Feb 2023
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Three times Joker got distracted by Shepard's ass (and one time he was
allowedencouraged to be)Series
- Part 2 of Holiday Harbinger Fics
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Liara Can't Skate, Liara Can't Skate, Liara Cannot Skate by Crocophant for smithy_of_words
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
08 Feb 2021
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Liara is an archaeologist, not a sexy dancer, for a reason, okay? She only reads books and she cannot skate, even if she's reading a how-to-skate book.
Set in a nebulous timeframe where our girls can go on a cute Valentine's Day Ice Skating Date and not worry about the world crashing down around them.
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- Part 1 of Holiday Harbinger Fics
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I Laugh Like Me Again by theki11erandthefina1gir1
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 May 2026
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It's Shane Hollander's first season in Ottawa, and the whole Centaurs roster is playing better than they ever have. So why won't the press focus on that? Why do he and Ilya keep having to answer questions about their marriage, and not get to talk about the incredible start to the season that their team is having? Maybe if they do one podcast, with hosts who are normal people, they can just tell their whole story and focus on bringing the Stanley Cup to Ottawa.
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or, Shane and Ilya do a sports podcast run by lesbians for members of the LGBTQ+ community, and the internet reacts.
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- Part 1 of Sweet Music Playing in the Dark
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Bookmarked by Crocophant
09 May 2026
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Anonymous asked:
imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terrorridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the nethockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
#this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebrasor,
Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.Series
- Part 2 of #ilyarozanoviscancelled
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and love you shall find by mikkal for revanchxst (BadWolfGirl01)
Fandoms: Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order Series (Video Games)
16 Dec 2024
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Bode Akuna refuses to run.
Eleventh Brother finds himself unable to kill Tayala Akuna.
(NOW with ART in the endnotes!!)
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- Part 1 of and love you shall find
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08 Mar 2026
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something you can fix by some1_around
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
10 Jun 2026
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selbindery (on ao3 and instagram!) has fic bound this entire series and it is so, so wonderful, please go check out their beautiful work of art here:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DWhgjfuFsVr/?igsh=MTlmbDBvbDBmMG55bQ==
(fic binding is only ever acceptable for personal use! do not attempt to sell or monetize fanfiction!)
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05 Mar 2026
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gift wrapped by thatsproblematicdarling
Fandoms: Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order Series (Video Games), Star Wars - All Media Types
31 Dec 2025
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“This isn't what it looks like,” says the vision spread out on the bed.
Bode nods agreeably, though he kind of doubts that. It looks like a handsome guy spread out on one of the antique beds the man is definitely not supposed to be touching, in a room he shouldn't be in during this Christmas party, while wearing only (objectively, very nice) lacey red underwear, trying to take a selfie... all of which could mean nothing.
“These rooms are off limits for guests at this hour,” Bode tells him, because he knows his lines by heart and he tends to run on autopilot after 9 PM or so. “The antique furniture? Doubly so.”
Bookmarked by Crocophant
04 Mar 2026