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Aim, Fire, Shoot Me Right by gloriousdisco for Hawkie
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Jun 2026
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He flattened his hand against the full expanse of Henry’s throat, felt him flinch beneath the touch. The bulb of his Adam’s apple dipped as his breath began to quicken, Hans could feel each exhalation like the press of a fist to his palm.
“…Some girls can take me all the way to here, you know?” He eventually said.
Henry only shivered in response.
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or: sometimes boasting about bathmaids can lead to an adventure down your best friend’s throat
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26 Jun 2026
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He wishes he didn’t know. Oh, fucking hell, how he wishes he didn’t know.
His life would be so much easier, so much more straight forward and less goddamn distracting if he didn’t know.
But no. Oh, no, he just had to ask the bloody smart-mouthed, rat-arsed peasant, to join him in the fucking baths.
And now Hans is being fucking haunted.
- In which Hans makes an unexpected discovery about Henry, and it throws him for a loop.-
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22 Jun 2026
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All Henry craves is a quiet evening with the lads. Too bad that smug noble prick chose to show up at the Skalitz inn. Something about him makes Henry’s skin burn, his gut twist into knots. He’s certain: the bastard deserves a blow to the face.
Their confrontation escalates differently than expected. And Henry ends up learning a thing or two about himself.
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17 Jun 2026
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“Maybe he's shy, Sir Hans,” Zdena says with patience, but a teasing tone colors her words. “And he's the kind to prefer the keyhole room.”
“Keyhole room?” Henry frowns.
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16 Apr 2026
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Quite a Lot to Take In by macaque for borealis
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
02 Apr 2026
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Henry flushed, crossing his arms. "It's not that! Plenty of girls liked me! It's, er, well my pizzle, it's—"
"Eurgh!" exclaimed Sir Hans, leaping away from him with his finger pointed accusingly. "Your peasant pizzle is diseased! I should have known!" He crossed himself hurriedly, then said, "How dare you get anywhere near me with that, now I've got to go have another visit to the baths—"
"No!" Henry protested, "I'm not diseased! It's too big, it is!"
Or, Henry of Skalitz has never had sex on account of being overendowed. For some reason, Sir Hans Capon decides to make it his problem.
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03 Apr 2026