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    “Still here?” Andrew asks Neil mildly.

    “He just helped us win the game, you ass,” Nicky says through a laugh. Neil doesn’t pay attention to Nicky. Andrew isn’t teasing. He’s asking, Where is your head right now? Are you here, or are you in Baltimore; Evermore; an overcast beach in California?

    Neil points at the ground. I’m right here.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Neil is an exchange student that intends on keeping to himself. The Foxes are quick to ruin his plans.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Happy ending very good

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    Aaron just needed some wiggling room.

    He didn't think he was asking for that much - a few inches of freedom, a miniscule amount of life outside of school and exy, an ounce of control over his day. Well, thruth be told, he wasn't exactly asking asking. Questions like that resulted in a knife under his neck and an unyielding 'no'.

    But Aaron needed some goddamn wiggling room, and he was desperate enough to ask Josten for help.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Andrew isn't a renowed author. Sure, he has his fans here and there, a few hardcore readers, but he's not famous or internationally known.

    So, when he stumbles across his own book in a place where it absolutely shouldn't be and in a language it absolutely wasn't translated to, he makes it his personal mission to find the person behind it.

     

    (Translation into Russian available here.)

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    11 Jun 2026

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    To say Andrew has never seen the benefit in the make-believe would be a lie. However, he finds less and less use for it as he grows older. He especially fails to see the benefits of anything from the horror genre; he’s made plenty of his own mistakes, has seen more than enough to terrify him in his life. He doesn’t need to rely on jump scares and idiotic protagonists.

    But when he meets Neil, self-proclaimed horror archivist, he finds that maybe he never gave the genre the credit it was due, and he ends up thanking the dull movies eventually…

    They lead him to Neil, the realest thing he’s ever known.

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    05 Jun 2026