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Venom offers Eddie a blowjob and the man might just like the idea of having sharp fangs near his dick
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05 Dec 2021
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Life as a host to an alien, Eddie can get adjusted to pretty quick.
Or so he thinks, until he realizes he forgot some important factors of his own body.
And Venom tries to ignore it at first, but when he gets way too invested in what their body wants for, Eddie is screwed.Bookmarked by ColourPatternist
13 Nov 2021
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Venom tells Eddie "I love you" at the beach. Eddie has a hard time saying it back.
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12 Nov 2021
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Another word to describe what they felt after Venom had eaten brains?
Horny.
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10 Nov 2021
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08 Nov 2021
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It takes some getting used to navigating everyday life while sharing bodies with an alien. Eddie is learning to overcome his embarrassment so he can ask Venom for whatever he wants.
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07 Nov 2021
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Five Times Venom Tried to Touch Eddie and the One Time He Wanted Them To by RachelCraft
Fandoms: Venom (Movie 2018)
11 Oct 2020
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Flipping the trope of Eddie always wanting to be the tactile one, here’s how Venom - through incident and gesture - coaxes Eddie to love the feel of a symbiote against his skin.
Will end up somewhere smutty, but quite fluffy before that.
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03 Nov 2021
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Eddie works too hard.
He works too hard, and he can't sleep. Good thing he has a Symbiote to help him with that now.
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25 Oct 2021
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Eddie feels too awkward to get off in front of Venom. The second Venom finds out, he decides to lend a hand. "Hand" being somewhat metaphorical in this situation.
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19 Oct 2021
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try a little tenderness by cumaeansibyl for goosewriting
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Apr 2021
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Aziraphale accidentally summons a demon from an alternate universe. Azmodeus sees a problem and decides he's the one to solve it.
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- Part 1 of any ole way
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03 Jul 2021
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“You’ve been flirting with me since the second we met,” Blitzo said after a long moment of staring into Striker's eyes.
“Caught onto that, did ya?”
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Or, Striker and Blitzo deal with the sexual tension.
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29 May 2021
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Blitzo finds Striker at the Hideaway Motel with the intent to kill him for the shit he pulled at the Harvest Festival, but things end up taking a different turn when Striker uses unusual methods to distract him.
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28 May 2021
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his cup runneth over by blackeyedblonde for ChristocentricQueer
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Apr 2021
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“I suppose that would depend,” Aziraphale says carefully, making a brief glance upward. “Specifically, on the nature and terms of your indulgence. What did you have in mind?”
“Well,” Crowley sighs, putting one hand in his pocket and rocking back on his heels, glancing left, right, and then straight down between them, the improvising bastard. “Maybe use these, on a lark,” he says, picking up and holding one perfectly rounded stone egg in his palm. “Little something fresh added into playtime. What say you?”
Aziraphale’s eyes widen before they flick up to the demon’s impassive face. “These are antique—no, they are ancient, by modern standards,” he asserts. “From the fifth century! Whatever would you want to use them for?”
“Oh, y’know,” Crowley says casually, wrapping his long fingers around the polished jade. “Put them inside you one by one, make you come a half-dozen times until you can’t say anything but my name, turn you into a quivering pile of angelic goo, something like that.”
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10 May 2021
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“You’re the nice one, obviously. You’re the one I’m supposed to menace, as a demon. You’re the one that’s supposed to be about peace and love and - and - heart-warming stories of animal friendship.”
“I believe I’m also the one that’s supposed to thwart your wiles, and I did a fine job of it too.”
“Yes, but we’re adversaries, aren’t we? Duality of nature and all that, opposite sides. I figure one of us has to be the predator. I know you’ve seen Hell, wouldn’t last there long if you were prey, angel.”🤼
In which Aziraphale and Crowley try to settle an argument.
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27 Apr 2021
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there's a riot in my head, demanding we do this forever by mygalfriday (BrinneyFriday)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jul 2019
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He moves without conscious thought, instinct taking over as he lurches forward, grasps Aziraphale by the lapels of his coat, and shoves. Aziraphale moves with him, like they’re dancing and he’s trusting Crowley to lead. They stumble together into the nearest wall and as they collide, Crowley hisses in his face.
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27 Apr 2021
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"Right." Aziraphale's particularly proud of how steady his voice is. "What do you have in mind?"
"Ah, yeah." She walks to her window, sitting on the broad ledge, while Aziraphale plucks out his camera, sets it right. "So, I've had this idea. I want it to be natural, intimate. Like the kind of photos a lover would take," she rushes out, staring at her feet.
Aziraphale almost drops the camera. "I beg your pardon?"
"Just that," Crowley fixes those magnetic, beautiful eyes of hers on his face, lifts her chin up, "treat me like a lover would."
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Flirty redhead does a private modelling session for dense Blond
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- Part 4 of Love Isn't An Accident
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27 Apr 2021
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Pretend For Me by LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Dec 2020
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Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”
“I believe so.”
“And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”
Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”
“I can do that,” he croaked.
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In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.Series
- Part 1 of Pretend For Me
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21 Apr 2021
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A bead of sweat rolls from Crowley's nose to the sheet beneath, darkening the fabric. The dampness spreads and seeps into the fibers. If he couldn't hold it, if he pissed himself right here in Aziraphale's arms, the bed would soon be a lot wetter than that.
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19 Apr 2021
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Crowley has a new neighbour who's been oblivious to their advances so far. What's it going to take to get Aziraphale to cross the boundary between them, and act on their mutual attraction?
Or, Flirty Redhead Sunbathes While Voyeur Neighbour Peeps Through the Hedge
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- Part 3 of GO Bingo 2021
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18 Apr 2021
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Another installment of how two newly-liberated ineffable beings spent their COVID year:
Doing good makes Aziraphale peppy, but it tires Crowley out! After a night of lockdown-related minor miracles, the angel reads religious poetry while the demon snoozes. Or is he just reading porn? In any case, Crowley wakes up, a little.
Please be in touch with your thoughts and feelings. Even if it's 2065. If the internet still exists and you're reading this, I wanna hear from you!
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- Part 3 of The Republic of Two
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18 Apr 2021