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Being competent is exhausting. All day long, Hermione makes important decisions—so many that she hardly has the time to choose her lunch. Or make it.
Or eat it.
And her startlingly competent coworker has everything in order—his job, his health, even his six-year-old daughter. After witnessing her plight, he offers to take a load off her shoulders. Help her out with things like...lunch.
It should be embarrassing.
It is embarrassing.
And yet...
She...likes it?
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27 Jun 2026
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“Oh, hello, you,” Hermione said softly. It was a little frog, no bigger than the hollow of the palm of her hand. Gently, she scooped it up in her hand and smiled. It really was very cute.
Then it opened its mouth and said: “What the fuck, Granger?”
That was when she screamed and threw the frog straight back into the plants.
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In which Draco Malfoy is accidentally—and possibly irreversibly—turned into a frog, and he relentlessly
antagonizescharms Hermione Granger as she attempts to help him.- Language:
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25 Jun 2026
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Every two months, Draco Malfoy’s condition requires him to be room bound for an entire day.
The A/B/O rut fic.
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20 Jun 2026
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It wasn’t until Draco found himself staring silently at his calendar for the following Saturday night, feeling as though he had floated several feet outside his own body, that fragments of the conversation began returning to him. Red spoke first. She had said it had recently come to light that their husbands had engaged in some very non-Gryffindor behaviour during an Auror trip to Portugal. Apparently, the only way to answer the spectacular shame of it all was to make use of the two men their husbands loathed most.
Which was how Draco Malfoy came to be standing in his study, hastily scrawling words across his calendar:Shag Granger — 7:00 PM
The ink was still drying when Theo, who was standing over him in his own brand of dumbfounded stupidity, leaned over his shoulder, plucked the quill from his fingers, struck a neat line through the entry, and added instead:
Foursome with Red, Granger, and Nott — 7:00 PM
Note: The girls to approve photographs before anything is shared with husbands, or ex-husbands, pending clarification.Bookmarked by Chickwhodigs
08 Jun 2026
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She'll have fun, fun, fun by Department_of_Depravity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Mar 2026
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Sometime in the long-lasting war, Draco Malfoy has snatched the one witch who matters. Finally, some gratification after taking the Dark Mark. He’s hid her somewhere deep in the Manor, and tonight, he will share the spoils of war with his two best friends.
It’s time to have some fun, fun, fun.
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05 Jun 2026