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    Nikayla transfers to Castlemont High expecting a fresh start, but East Oakland has its own brand of chaos. Between toxic friendships, messy relationships, and classmates who make every bad decision imaginable, surviving senior year starts to feel like a full-time job. As everyone chases popularity, revenge, or just something to do after school, every choice has consequences that spiral faster than anyone expects. Set during the 2008 to 2009 school year, ’09 is a reimagining of Class of ’09 with a new cast, new setting, and a different perspective. Some people graduate. Some just make it to June.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    “I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce.

    Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?”

    “I have a boyfriend, you know.”

    Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.”

    “And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded.

    “Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.”

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    Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been:
    A Queen Bee Bitch
    An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star
    A nobody college student; and
    A goddamn mature adult

    And Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    After a reckless night, Zanka finds his whole world turning upside down by the force that is Jabber Wonger, a stranger who embodied everything Zanka had been taught to denounce. Everything in his life gets redefined, leaving him unsteady and lost.

    And free.

     

    (Zanka is gonna be frustrating as hell at first, bear with me he has character development to go through!)

    Edit 4/1: Please do not ask me who tops and who bottoms. I will not answer. This fic is not only about sex, there's a story being told, a larger narrative. If the most important thing to you when reading this is who tops and who bottoms, this story isn't for you. Thank you.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    And they were roommates..

    Zanka ends up watching this mysterious man online, only for him to soon realize it wasn’t just some guy online he was stalking.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    “They’re making a mistake. They’re all making a huge fucking mistake throwing you out like trash.”

    “Language.”

    “I’ll make them pay for it.” He slumped back against the cold wall on the opposite side of the cellar. An awful, sore, swollen hand wrapped around the bars, perhaps in an attempt to pull them free and allow you an opportunity to run far away from everything and never look back. “I promise.”

    Weakly, you reached through the gaps in the bars and curled your fingers around his.

    He couldn't muster the courage to look you in the eyes. “I hope you die fast.”

    And he meant well.

    “Me too.”

    An anonymous tip launches you into the arms of two strangers who gawk at you like you’re the strangest thing to have ever crawled from the endless trash heap below the sky.

    And, all things considered, you probably are.

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    04 Jul 2026