Catastrophic_Mastermind



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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    Alastor only took the job because rent was due.

    What he didn't expect was opening shifts at five in the morning, an increasingly concerning attachment to his coworkers, or Lucifer Morningstar--the overly friendly barista determined to make him employee drinks and ruin his life.

    Somewhere between rushed mornings, grocery runs, staff potlucks, and entirely too much flirting, things get complicated.

    (or: a barista radioapple human au with romcom tendencies)

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Charlie reaches out to private investigator, Alastor, to help find her father who was kidnapped. Alastor teams up with his old pal Husk to find the toymaker he may or may not have grown fond of.

    AKA: A noir detective RadioApple fic featuring a rescue mission and a whole lot of pining.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “Does Angel Dust tend to nest in his suite?” Alastor asked without preamble.

    “Why’re you askin’ me?” Husk asked gruffly, briefly trying to feign ignorance. A single raised brow from Alastor was all it took to squash that recalcitrance out of him, his shoulders and wings dropping. “Yeah, yeah – fine. But why’re you askin’ me now? It ain’t like Angel’s gonna steal his own shit and pretend like it weren’t him. Besides, he ain’t anywhere close to bein’ in heat. It’s not him, boss.”

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    Items have been going missing around the hotel. Nothing of any value or consequence - just people's personal effects. Regardless of their importance, Alastor cannot simply stand by and let somebody rob folks in his territory, right under his nose.

    He sets out to catch the thief - and picks up a less than useful helper along the way in the form of one miniature monarch - but comes up empty handed. Empty handed, that is, until later that evening.

    With his past racing to catch up to him things and quickly spiraling out of his control, he might find that less than useful helper has a use after all.

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    03 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 61

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Once upon a time, Lucifer was minding his own goddamn business, living a perfectly normal life – one that he was very happy with, thank you very much.

    That perfectly normal life – that he was very happy with – was abruptly turned on its head by the arrival of a mysterious fae, calling himself ‘Alastor’.

    It turns out that normal life gets a lot harder to manage when you’ve got an almost mythical creature following you around, insisting he’s ‘helping.’ Lucifer isn’t sure how almost getting him arrested is meant to be any kind of help at all – but he has to admit, there is something about this man. Fae. Creature? Something about Alastor.

    Something that seems to draw him in, an elusive sense of belonging that he’s never really had. The question is – can he prevent himself from throttling Alastor long enough to figure out what it is?

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    02 Jun 2026