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    Lakan has no earthly idea what possessed him to come to the garden party, but some star smiled upon him indeed. There is but one living face in the world for Lakan to see and, though she has grown greatly since last he saw her, there is no mistaking his daughter sitting behind the honored consort. It nearly breaks his heart just to see her: in formal garb she looks every inch her mother’s daughter, down to the cunning expression on her face. She looks into her bowl as her mother would look at a gaming table, seeing many moves into the future. So he is not surprised when she announces the meal is poisoned, for he was already out of his chair when she decided to drink it.

    How would the story change if Lakan had attended the spring party and seen his daughter in the Rear Palace? How does his persistence change Maomao's view of herself, the world, and her place in it? A story in which Jinshi is not as subtle as he thinks he is, but that's okay because Maomao would rather drink poison than commit a single moment's self-reflection.

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    11 May 2026

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    The boy shifts on his feet. “The year is two thousand and eighteen? Common Era?”

    Slowly, smile still plastic on his face, Suguru faces Satoru. This fucking dumbass. “Satoru,” he says, dangerous edge to his voice, “what did you do?

    Satoru makes some bastardization of a sound, half between a laugh and a cough. “...Whoops?”

    “I,” Suguru grits, pinching two fingers together, “am this close to mass murder.” He’s joking. Probably.

     

    ///OR: Shortly before Getō would have massacred a village, he and Gojō are thrust eleven years forward into a would-have-been future that Getō is conspicuously absent from.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    Jude wakes up thinking it's the day of the tournament, but then realizes her bed is different, and Cardan is in that bed. Nothing makes sense to her as Cardan begins to tell her that it's already multiple years after the tournament and they are now married and king and queen. Jude has to navigate this new life that she now supposedly has, as a unknown threat begins grow.

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    06 Oct 2025

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    Canon cut to black between the snarl in the hallway (Episode 4, S2) and Wednesday sailing out the second-story window? This is what happened in those five minutes.

    Between the snarl and the fall, Wednesday discovered Dark Tyler’s version of foreplay. Tyler doesn’t just want to kill her—he wants her, claims her, and makes sure she won’t forget it. Obsession, possession, teeth, claws, and a cover story that ends with broken glass.

    This fic is DARK. Dubcon, coercion, violence, and Tyler being feral, obsessive, and entirely unhinged. Read the tags before you click.

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    13 Sep 2025