CanadianBacon5
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Destiny's Fate by CanadianBacon5
Fandoms: Destiny (Video Games), Parahumans Series - Wildbow
28 Apr 2023
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You are a pawn, one like hundreds of thousands in a million different stories, innumerable and uncountable.
But you are different
You, the reader, choose the path, you choose your destiny, your fate.
What side will you choose? Will you be a righteous hero, diabolical villain, or a peaceful rouge?
How will you fight? Will you attack? Defend? Or will you let the dogs of war tear each other to shreds and scavenge what remains?
Will you build relationships? Go out on your own? Or make calculated moves, cold and amoral?
And most importantly...
Who are You?
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How to leave a Deathworld in 5 steps or less. by CanadianBacon5
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
31 Mar 2023
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A random guy gets Isekaid, ROBd, whatever you wanna call it, into humble ol Brockton motheringfucking Bay
Naturally he rejects this idea and promptly tried to exit Earth Bet in a calm fashion.
The Universe happens to dislike his idea quite a bit.
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An Emperors Descent by CanadianBacon5
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Warhammer 40.000
08 Jan 2023
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Thump. Thump. Thump.
That was all Kaiser could hear, the endless droning of feet marching in perfect sync. It was all he knew for the last 3 days since that damnable thing destroyed his legacy, it took all that he created and destroyed it in a night.
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Now and Forever more by CanadianBacon5
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Warhammer 40.000
11 Nov 2022
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I knew I wasn’t normal
And don’t get me wrong, normal is a very loose term in this world of super hero’s and villains, but I don’t mean it a super power type way. I mean it in a fundamental truth type way. Even the oldest memory I can remember has me be influenced in a way, guided to the most desirable outcome.
Be it a gut feeling whispering to me to take a left instead of a right that would’ve ended up at a cape fight, or choosing to pick a lottery ticket that just seemed right. That lottery ticket won me $3000.
What I’m trying to say is that I’m not normal, normal people don’t have a voice helping them, a voice urging them on, a voice telling him to conquer and slaughter them as is his right as a C’1@3.
…. So yeah. I know I’m not normal.
And I’m okay with that.
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Bacons Cooky Crazy Warhammer Fics (Patent Pending) by CanadianBacon5
Fandom Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Warhammer 40.000
08 Jan 2023
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He knew this room. He knew the man sitting across from him, the heavy brow, the brute shape of his shoulders, the name Jinichi attached to that scarred, resentful face. He knew the topic. He knew the plan he was about to hear. He knew exactly what it would lead to, and the thought alone made something cold and hysterical claw up through his ribs.
Because this was not just a bad time to be Naoya Zen’in.
This was possibly the worst time in human history to be Naoya Zen’in, and that was including every second after Naoya Zen’in had been fucking born.
It was the day of his death.
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Bookmarked by CanadianBacon5
01 Jul 2026
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Ruining the Culling Game (NOT CLICKBAIT!) by MayBeADragon12
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga), Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
01 Jul 2026
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Technoblade in the Culling Game
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One by one, each person on the train twisted. Changed. Became monstrous. Hysteria had those still unchanged screaming in panic, but there was nowhere to move. Nowhere to go. Everyone was trapped.
Huh.
So much for a peaceful life.
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Bookmarked by CanadianBacon5
01 Jul 2026
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Makima, the Control Devil itself, has been defeated by Chainsaw Man.
Right about now is the perfect opportunity for Kobeni to disappear, to escape this hellish life she's been trapped in and start fresh. Escaped she did, but not exactly how she had planned it.
Instead however, her, Denji and a young girl, Nayuta have been forced to live together, be on the run together and become a family together. Discover happiness and love together
Bookmarked by CanadianBacon5
23 Jun 2026
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Angelus Regis by Adeptodoli
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
24 Feb 2026
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Sanguinius and his many encounters with the Silent King throughout the years until the end.
Bookmarked by CanadianBacon5
21 Jun 2026
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The Scion of Gidrim by Adeptodoli
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
02 Jun 2026
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Fulgrim does not land on Chemos, instead he is raised by a most peculiar necron.
Bookmarked by CanadianBacon5
21 Jun 2026