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    "Okay," Oliver began, "we've already had our fair share of actors, singers and TV show hosts, and no one fucking remembers how classical writers look," the whole room simultaneously looked at Batman, who just shrugged barely enough to be perceived, "so I guess, now famous billionaires edition. Fuck, marry, kill: Lex Luthor, Bruce Wayne, Elon Musk."

    "Hey! That's two villains on the list!"

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    29 Jun 2026

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    After a curse gone wrong Katarina Claes wakes up with the appearance from her last life. Taking it as a sign from the universe, Katarina exiles herself and heads to countryside to become a farmer like she'd always planned.

    The gang refuses to give up hope and try to track down their missing friend. As they follow a trail of ancient curses, other identities and books of code, they realize there might have been more to Katarina’s actions besides eccentricity.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Months after giving up all hope on them, Pomni enters the pillow fort to find... Jax.

    But not the one she remembers. A new one. One with softer eyes, happier features and a big red bow on one ear.

    Jax has to figure out what the fuck to do. Because they are a girl now. And weirdly okay about it.

    Also: Jax has her egg cracked by God and has to find a way to cope after being abstracted for months.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    In one tapestry, the gods were blessed with a plethora of children and descendants. But with so many blessings, their once joy at their children turned to expectation and ambivalence. The fates were all but tangled in the abundant threads they had at their fingertips to work into their weaves.

    Another much more tragic tapestry was threadbare in comparison. The Fates having little to work with. Their work thin and frayed from over worked and broken threads.

    Surely no one would notice if some threads went missing from an over full basket?

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Percy Jackson arrives at Camp Half-Blood bruised and bleeding, with the knowledge that he's the son of a god and his mother is dead. His little display with the Minotaur has caught the attention of the camp. But he’s not sure it is good attention, yet.

    Only the Hermes Cabin's not-quite Co-counselor Theseus, ‘call me Theo,’ doesn't treat him like a fascinating zoo exhibit. Which would be a relief, except he looks exactly like Percy: same green eyes, same trouble making smile, same black hair. The only differences are the fact that Theo is six years older, covered in battle scars, and the black tattoo on his arm. A trident and the letters SPQR.

    Theo is eighteen, powerful, and unclaimed. And his resemblance to Percy could set a dangerous precedent.

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    24 May 2026