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Count Every Beautiful Thing We Can See by BuffyBot3000
Fandoms: Parks and Recreation (TV)
24 May 2026
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April goes to vet school in Bloomington…and things change.
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One shots of Maria and Natasha in other (non-Avenger-y) lives…
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Maria thinks she lost Natasha forever, but when she finds her again, is she still the same?
Winter Soldier AU
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A sequel (of sorts) to ‘About Alex’ that follows Sarah as she runs her restaurant and unexpectedly finds love.
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The One(s) Where Nat Has (a lot of) Firsts by BuffyBot3000
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Dec 2024
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Vignettes of a bunch of firsts that Nat experiences. Some fluffy, some not. Stay tuned!
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Rio stared at her quietly, slowly tapping her foot against the tiled floor. A wrinkle formed between her eyebrows from thinking about Agatha's predicament, and the lawyer sighed, waving her hand dismissively.
"Stop trying to find a solution to this. It will give you a stroke."
"Marry me," Agatha was glad she had finished her drink because she would spill it all over the bar at the words. She blinked to regain her composure, her mind scrambling for a teasing remark to fire back at Rio, but her tongue could only form one word.
"What?"
"I'm not a stranger from Craigslist, and I know probably most psychopaths would say that, but I'm not a psychopath. So, marry me."
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Agatha learns about a clause in her mother's will that makes her unable to inherit Evanora's fortune unless she gets married by forty. While drowning her sorrows at a bar, she meets Rio, a PhD student working behind the bar to make ends meet, who proposes an insane solution to her problem. Or rather, proposes to Agatha.
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16 May 2026
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A Life Measured in Violets by EdgeOfZero
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Nov 2025
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Agatha Harkness didn't expect love.
Not in a marriage arranged for survival.
Not in a house she didn't choose.
And certainly not with someone like Rio Vidal, quiet, distant, kind in ways that made her wary.But tenderness has its own rhythm. And love, when it comes, is nothing like she expected.
Set against the backdrop of a recovering world, this is a story of slow trust, quiet mornings, soft touches and two people learning impossibly, beautifully, that home might be something you build with your hands.
And someone who stays.Bookmarked by BuffyBot3000
23 Nov 2025
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At a teaching hospital tucked away in the outskirts of Westview, Rio Vidal is a respected palliative care physician. Agatha Harkness is a troubled fourth-year student in internal medicine, doing a two-week palliative care rotation very much against her will.
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03 Nov 2025
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like real people do by avapantsuit
Fandom Ant-Man (Movies), Eternals (Movie 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
31 Oct 2025
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avatoni fics and oneshots
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07 Aug 2025
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Agatha leaving Salem is a matter of life and death. She finds an ad in the local paper that very well might be her ticket to freedom:
"My name is Rio Vidal. I’m a thirty-year-old farmer looking for a wife. I do not drink, gamble, or fight. Women between twenty and thirty years of age are preferred. You must know how to cook, clean, and sew. You must be willing to move west and help run a homestead You do not need to be good-looking. I will try to provide a comfortable and safe life. Serious inquiries only. Find me at the Calderu house."
Anything is worth a shot, she figures.
(AKA the pioneer era AU with gender fuckery left, right, and center)
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31 Jul 2025