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“Are you well?” The being was speaking to Astar-ic-n7, an unfamiliar sort of quiet to its voice.
Turning to inspect it, Astar-ic-n7 gazed at the way the skin of its face creased as its mouth upturned without bared teeth, dark eyes liquid in a manner Astar-ic-n7 had never seen before. Those eyes were almost prey-like.
Fleeing from the cruel Empire of Szarr, Astar-ic-n7 (A Star Faring Incubator, Number 7 on their ship) lands on the strange planet of Toril and encounters its even stranger inhabitants. One of which, Gale Dekarios, seems destined to bear their eggs.Series
- Part 1 of Through The Rainbow Ocean to You
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It wasn’t a stirge or a deathfang, Gale choking down a gasp at the humanoid figure madly lapping and guzzling the bowl of blood. It was a vampire.
When Gale becomes aware of a creature targeting the infestation of necrotic rats plaguing his store, his eager brain fixates on the question of what being would willingly consume such pests.
His answer of a feral vampire spawn would only leaves him with an overabundance of academic questions and emotional complications.
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- Part 2 of Into The Catverse
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Never, not in Waterdeep and not here in Baldur’s Gate, had Gale been in possession of many friends. Or any friends, if he was honest. Friendly acquaintances, of course, the ones that Mystra would allow him, and then the coworkers at the grocery store he’d worked at before the library. But he’d never been able to say he had someone eager to spend time together with him, for no purpose but his company.
If everyone knows they’re dating, if they both know they’re dating, then why should Astarion ever have to say that they’re dating?
Or, in which Gale’s pining is no where near as hopeless as his ability to read social cues or Astarion’s ability to communicate.
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“You seemed to be enjoying your lunch break, listening to your tunes, so I assumed you’d prefer to be left alone.” And I’ve already made enough of a fool of myself, he includes internally.
With the afterimage of Gale licking his lips blinding him, Astarion can’t catch his graceless snort. “Perhaps you’d have a point with any other of the awful creatures that work here, but you needn’t stay away.”
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In hindsight, destroying her apartment probably hadn’t been the best method to show Mystra his love.
Cast from Mystra’s apartment after his destructive folly, Gale’s rehoming results in him joining a cat-filled household where he meets vitriolic Astarion, a rescue from the now defunct Szarr’s Splendid Pets breeders.
As their little cat hearts grow closer, Gale is forced to confront whether he was truly as bad of a cat as Mystra always told him.
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- Part 1 of Into The Catverse
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Credit to Seas_and_Stars for the amazing name 🩷
In an endless multiverse, there are innumerable timelines in which our Bloodweave idiots are born cats, turned into cats, or think like cats. Here we seek to document these worlds.
Was I joking at first about tons of cat AUs? Yes.
Am I joking now?
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Of Stultified Magistrates and Barmy Wizards by BeepBeepBoop333
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
24 Feb 2026
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“That's rather enough—” the voice in the stone snapped, and then cut itself off, as though it had suddenly realized something. “You’re a wizard, aren’t you?”
After the nautiloid crash, Rolan pulls Gale out of the ancient rune circle.
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14 May 2026
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Astarion was replanting weeds at midnight. His fiancé was sucking up to a childhood bully. The engagement party was in four days. Nothing was wrong. ...Except for the things that were. Starting with why he's more devastated by a pile of uprooted garden weeds than he ever was about killing people.
Or: Two idiots in love navigate polite society, academic bureaucracy, and their own insecurities to figure out what kind of life they actually want together.
Written for the BG3 Month of May Community Event Bring May Flowers 2026: Week 1 – In Bloom. “Weeds” keyword.
This is a sequel to Blind Spots but can be read as a standalone. Plausibly post-canon compliant, with some made-up magic and bending of 5e spellcasting rules.Series
- Part 2 of Shifting Perspectives
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03 May 2026
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Astarion's team at The Final Scribe Entertainment has been working on Project Tadpole for two years. When Old Man Withers decides that "two months before the official alpha reveal" is the best time to hire a historical accuracy consultant for the game, tensions arise—and for good reason. But then Professor Dekarios arrives for his first day at the office, and Astarion realizes he may need to revise his plans for the future.
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03 May 2026
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Like most of Gale’s problems since the Nautiloid, this whole mess is Tav’s fault. He doesn’t know exactly what Tav told Astarion when Gale was out of the room, but he trusts that they didn’t betray his confidence. Probably.
Whatever it is has made Astarion act even stranger than normal and it is threatening Gale’s very carefully curated compartmentalization of his feelings for the man.
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02 May 2026
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Strange how after he spoke, the world around him stopped. The hare was frozen, the environment around Gale completely silent. Like being in an anechoic chamber. He could hear his own heart beating, his lungs breathing. Gale looked around him, confusion etched on his face.
Before he made an attempt to call out, his vision faded, unconsciousness claiming his mind.
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Gale is abducted by an alien who is reluctantly carries out its task on Gale.Gale has a plan that would help both of them in the long run.