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Hermione Granger attends an ancient Roman-style Bacchanal with a plan: fulfill the requirements of the Ministry’s Repopulation Act, stay anonymous, and leave with no (additional) complications.
That is, until she meets a wizard far too tempting to resist.
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Draco Malfoy approaches Hermione Granger at a masked breeding-themed revelry, and she quickly realises he has no idea that it’s her.
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22 Jul 2026
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Life is all drudgery and coursework for Hermione Granger at Hoxford, until the evening she hears an enthrancing melody coming from the auditorium.
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21 Jul 2026
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Bedside Manners by ethereal_mads for DancingInMoonlight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2026
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When Hermione Granger is admitted to St. Mungo's after a curse-breaking incident, Draco Malfoy expects the evening will be unpleasant in all the usual ways. Diagnostics. Paperwork. Enter an insufferable swot to argue with him about his own treatment plan, giving him an inevitable headache.
What he does not expect is sex pollen.
Then again, Draco always hypothesized that Granger would be the death of him.
Or: Hermione gets sex-pollinated, Draco tries to be ethical about it, the ususal chaos ensues.
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20 Jul 2026
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Your mind returns again and again to that first letter, the one you burned.
What vital pieces of him have you condemned to ashes?
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20 Jul 2026
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Hermione has developed an unhealthy coping mechanism to deal with feelings she's developing for her friend-with-benefits. She imagines she's playing out a scene from a romance book. It backfires spectacularly when she accidentally calls him Daddy.
**Updated 15.7.26 because someone pointed out I had copy instead of coping in the description and I couldn't cope leaving it that way.**
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11 Jul 2026