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March has an affliction for keeping his mouth occupied.
Healy has become plagued by the thought of putting that pout to better use and of shutting him up with something bigger than a cigarette.
Healy decides to go to a club to curb the distraction.
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06 Jul 2026
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“…You serious?” Healy scoffed, disbelief nestled into the edges of his face. “Come on, March, that’s-“
“An in-depth investigation tactic,” March finished for him, brain too buzzed to think about any potential implications right now, “I work best when I’m in the zone.”
“And you want to get in the zone of someone I’m… Wooing?”
“You make it sound weird.”
Healy started to smile. Because of course he fucking did. “It is weird, March.”
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or: healy, supposedly, has more skill than march in the seduction department. like any seasoned p.i. worth their salt, march investigates this claim. thoroughly.
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30 Jun 2026
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Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.
“Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”
March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”
“Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”
“Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”
For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.
Incriminating.
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22 Jun 2026
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If You Choose To Run Away With Me by KickassTransAceDumbass
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
02 Jun 2026
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Simon is a violent alpha, he always has been. So why does he feel different around Grace?
What is he going to do when his rut hits after being dormant for six years?or: They're both Alphas, and Grace helps Simon through his rut
Chap 1: Simon's rut
Chap 2: preparing for Ryland's rut/monster Simon
Chap 3: Ryland's rut and aftermath- Language:
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06 Jun 2026
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Maintenance Check by Maniacal_Goose
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Jun 2026
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Simon’s prosthetic arm is acting up and Ryland knows the basic steps to resetting it. The one thing he doesn’t account for is when the system gets scrambled and makes for an… interesting discovery.
AKA: Simon’s nerve functions are acting up and Ryland takes full advantage of it.
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- Part 3 of Patron Saints Of One Way Ships
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03 Jun 2026
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just to hide outside your door by freshlypickedmint, solanumflare
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
30 May 2026
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Grace tries and fails to fix his touch starvation, and Simon ends up in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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31 May 2026
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An Allspark with Bee's Wings by AureAllegories
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
10 May 2026
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When Optimus Prime dispersed the Allspark one of the shards hits a bit too close to home. The Allspark has gone for ages without a voice of it's own, maybe it's time to change that.
Alt. An Allspark shard shoots down and hits Bumblebee and the ancient relic of cybertron decides to possess him
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27 May 2026
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taking him apart by saintcheryl (anika)
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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Grace practices bravery and takes the lead.
(alternatively: Simon gets fingerblasted.)
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26 May 2026
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The Day Will Fade Away by Lex_To-Be-Kind-Takes-Work (Seth_Silver_Ink)
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
27 Apr 2026
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After nearly passing out trying to take a shower, Grace offers his help to Simon to wash his hair.
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26 May 2026
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An experiment from Doc Greene goes wrong and leaves Chase only five feet tall.
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20 May 2026
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The first heat cycle after suppressants is usually well-tolerated and easily managed.
Usually.
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30 Apr 2026
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"Come home with me."
Prowl bit her lower lip, a physical effort to hold back the immediate, enthusiastic "yes" that threatened to burst forth. She took a steadying breath, the cool air doing little to calm the fire raging within her. “My coworkers,” she gasps. The mandatory bonding, the cheap whiskey—she'd forgotten all about it in her haste to meet Jazz. “No—they'll be fine without me," she said, her tone firm and final.
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A cop walks into a bar, and leaves with the experience of a lifetime.
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25 Mar 2026
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Innocentia by SparkBeat
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
30 Jul 2015
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Super confident, kinky, sexy Rung is all well and good, but what would happen if Drift and Ratchet found out that the Lost Light's beloved therapist is about as innocent as untouched snow?
Answer : A lot of teasing, then a lot of following through with the teasing.
(I'm almost as bad at summaries as I am at titles... :D )
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- Part 2 of Virgin!Rung
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21 Mar 2026
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Can’t Flirt Without Prowl-able Cause by MadFKZ
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
30 Jan 2026
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Prowl took the cube, and Bumblebee’s hand along with it. Only a gentle finger of his kept his servo on the fuel. “Thank you, Honeybee.” Pause. He said that ironically, right? As a joke or tease-?
No, Bee was sure he didn’t imagine that glint in his visor. Something sneaky. Bee just let Prowl take his servo. He was sure his own optics were blown wide and his face was glowing blue. He looked down in happy horror at the sight; Prowl smiled and pressed his warm, soft derma to the knuckles of Bee’s servo and— and he—
He kissed his hand.
“I’m lucky I have someone so sweet looking my way.” He purred.
Not fair.
Or; Prowl gets shot with a ray gun with some weird as hell side effects. Beeprowl time.
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18 Mar 2026
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My carrier never said NOT TO mess with timelines! by MicroNation
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers: Prime, Transformers (IDW 2019)
21 Apr 2026
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What’s a better way to deal with PTSD than to go back in time and blow up a planet?
With the help of a scientist found on a random asteroid, Bumble Prime is ready to save the future (which he himself screwed up earlier)!
But, of course, nothing can ever go according to plan, right?Fortunately, he has his friends (they don’t even remember him), a random Decepticon ( they’re just business partners), and his old enemies (are they still enemies if everything happened in the past?) to help him!
......What a delight.
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17 Mar 2026
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The Doctor’s eye watched the employee from the moment he arrived, waiting to see if the employee was worth his notice. A crawling, desperate little beast scrambling for attention from someone more worthy than the brutish glob of clay or the minuscule porcelain toy. It was a good thing that the Doctor was more than patient enough to wait for the right moment to dig under the employee’s skin and find the weakness within.
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10 Mar 2026
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you crave it? (one shot Player x Harley Sawyer) by Celestineslove
Fandoms: Poppy Playtime (Video Game)
11 Apr 2025
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The player is starving, hungry, needy. the injuries are getting to them. the plight and emotions are getting to them. and the doctor wants to heal them-- using some unheard of strange methods. mostly by cutting off those feelings straight up.
author hasn't even finished watching the playthrough of chapter four, he just likes the edits of Harley.
probably not canon personalities/environment, for porn reasons.
could pass as x reader, theres no descriptions other then muscle build. yes, including genitals, which are not described exclusively to anything.
the player is needy. really needy. Harley also becomes needy later on.accidentally only reffered to harley as the doctor in the beginning...woops!
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08 Mar 2026
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Harley Sawyer Experimenting with the Little Germ by Firey_Passion
Fandoms: Poppy Playtime (Video Game)
25 May 2026
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Angel wanders about the Harley Sawyer's turf, aiming to get the omni-hand. Instead, he gets caught by the Doctor. There are some...interesting results from such a predicament.
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08 Mar 2026
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Keep Your Head Above the Water by Cass_Phoenix
Fandoms: Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon), Transformers - All Media Types
19 Jan 2026
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(Rewrite and extension of Febuwhump Day 10: Magic Exhaustion.)
An exploration around the Malto's property goes awry when Bumblebee and the Terrans stumble upon a magical pond that appears to have a singular ability: turn whoever touches it young.
Consequently, the Terrans have to deal with a significantly younger Bumblebee - B-127 - with a heightened sense of self-importance and attitude. Confusion gripping all sides of the fiasco, the group of sparklings desperately search for a way to restore him to the mentor they know, all while trying to navigate their new and terrifying relationship.
Not that B-127's helping make things easier.
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- Part 1 of Please Don't Drown In Your Sorrows
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21 Feb 2026
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Sideswipe wants to have some alone time with Jazz but Bumblebee calls at the worst possible time to check in on him. Of course that isn't going to stop his fun.
A birthday present for Aiuke
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21 Jan 2026