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    Knot So Bad by

    Fandoms: ガンバレ！中村くん!! | Ganbare! Nakamura-kun!! | Go For It Nakamura! (Manga)  

    12 Jun 2026

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    In which two virgins bicker their way through their first time. Ever since Hirose got a girlfriend, Nakamura and Matsumura have been inseparable...two weirdos who finally found someone who matches their freak.

    But when Matsumura laments his huge knot being a curse, Nakamura’s bratty mouth works faster than his brain. Now they're in Matsumura's bedroom, arguing while Nakamura rides him, because apparently even taking a massive knot won't stop them from calling each other annoying.

    A tsundere Omega Nakamura x a persistent Alpha Matsumura

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Till vs. Los Mini Iváns by

    Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)  

    13 Feb 2025

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    Todo empezó con una simple discusión: Till no quería hijos. Iván sí. Fin del debate. ¿Verdad?

    ¡JA! Till subestimó la necedad de su esposo… o de su subconsciente.

    Porque esa misma noche, despertó rodeado de cinco mini Iváns, todos con los mismos ojos oscuros, el mismo colmillo encantador y la misma habilidad para arruinar su paz.

    —¡Papá, papá, papááá!

    —¿¡QUÉ ES ESTO!? ¿¡POR QUÉ SON TANTOS!?

    Ahora atrapado en un sueño del que no se le permitía despertar, tendría que sobrevivir a este delirio.

    Así que ahora, Till tenía un solo objetivo en la vida: ¡Sobrevivir el día sin perder la cordura!

    Cambiar pañales, cocinar sin incendiar la casa y evitar que las versiones más pequeñas de Iván se comieran algo no comestible sería todo un reto.

    Pero lo más inesperado de todo fue darse cuenta de que… quizá ser padre no era tan terrible después de todo.

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    24 Apr 2026

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    *insert funny christmas pun* by

    Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)  

    23 Dec 2025

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    Ivan thinks of the many ways he could breed the young omega. Breed. Family. The thought clicks like a lightbulb hovering over Ivan's head as his gaze turns lecherous when it roams Till's slender figure.

    Or Till gets his wish granted from Santa Claus himself

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    24 Apr 2026

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    A for Effort by

    Fandoms: Ed Edd n Eddy  

    07 Jan 2015

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    Sometimes Edd takes school a little too seriously, but Kevin is usually there to help him cheer up.

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    17 May 2025

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    Jingle Dorks by

    Fandoms: Ed Edd n Eddy  

    11 Mar 2015

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    Edd does not celebrate Christmas, unlike his nerd of a boyfriend who prefers to go all out with his holiday spirit. Upon discovering this, Kevin takes up the challenge of getting his swimmer to enjoy the holiday.

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    17 May 2025