ArrowsToAces
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The Narrator cleared their throat, “Now, forgive me for being so blunt, Stanley, but trust me when I say that you look like absolute shit.”
They had to be exaggerating. He was fine! He felt fine!
To prove it, Stanley went to take another step forward to the room with two doors, but he felt a splitting pain in his temple as–
“Stanley? STANLEY, ARE YOU ALRI–?”
His vision went black.
…Whoops?
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in which Stanley and The Narrator discover that sleep is, in fact, a necessary biological process.
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- Part 2 of set your words in stone (then break it)
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“Hm, are you planning on paying your wife a visit? How thoughtful of you, Stanley! I wouldn’t have pegged you as the romantic type, but it’s been so long since you’ve seen her.”
His wife was literally a plastic mannequin.
“Well, that’s neither here nor there.”
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in which some... adjustments are made to the Apartment Ending.
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- Part 1 of set your words in stone (then break it)
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A collection of snapshots from life within a video game, with only a disembodied voice as a companion.
It's more interesting than one would think.
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or, assorted shenanigans and loosely-connected one-shots starring these two idiots (affectionate) :)
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There’s a pause, and then Wednesday speaks again. “I admit that I do have one ulterior motive in asking you to visit for the holidays.”
Enid laughs, unsurprised; there’s the Wednesday she knows, even a phone line and a coast away. “Yeah? What is it?”
“I told my parents that I’m in a relationship,” Wednesday says, offhand, like it’s just another sentence and not a lightning strike to Enid’s heart. "With you, specifically."
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29 Jun 2026
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A Strange Attractor in a Stable System by misura for 28ghosts
Fandoms: Jurassic Park (1993)
30 Nov 2016
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"I thought you'd be busy working on your next book," Alan says. He's wearing his hat, presumably to protect him against mosquitoes or something. " 'How I Almost Got Eaten by Dinosaurs', the new best-seller by Ian Malcolm."
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25 Jun 2026
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Problem Solving in Complex Systems by Jedi Buttercup (jedibuttercup) for Muir_Wolf
Fandoms: Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies)
24 Dec 2011
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"Is there such a thing as a Murphy's Law of Attraction?" Ellie grinned. "Because that would explain a few things."
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25 Jun 2026
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A month after escaping Isla Nublar, Ellie and Alan receive a late night phone call from Ian Malcolm. They decide to drop everything to go take care of him.
Kind of a rambly, post-movie h/c and ot3 get-together fic.
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25 Jun 2026
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Rain-Fogged Windows by rainybookshopspoetry
Fandoms: Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies)
06 May 2019
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If you had told Alan a few hours ago that he’d be sitting here thinking about kissing smarmy, self-obsessed Ian Malcolm, of all people, he’d have said it was more unlikely than dinosaurs coming back to life. But – they’re probably about to die, he’s never kissed a man before, and at this point he’d do just about anything to get Malcolm to stop talking.
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