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    “Pen, what does it feel like when you’re attracted to someone?”

    What the fuck did he mean by that?

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    Or, the one where Penelope’s been proudly bi and Colin’s been proudly ace for years, or so she thought.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    He’d been enjoying his time in Thailand but home, with its graveyard of brownery and Penelope (Penelope), inspired Colin to cut his trip short by a week. Besides, he had to know if Lady Whistledown, the lady palm proven impossible to kill, had finally received comeuppance for her addiction to talking shit.

    Mostly, though, he was resolved.

    Colin didn’t want to dance around this anymore. He ascribed to Harry Burns’ school of thought on romance and every moment spent trying to feign indifference felt like a waste. He was going home, and he was going to make her witness what she did to him. No more pretending.
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    Penelope asks Colin to take her nudes.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    colin thinks he'd be able to enjoy just about anything sexually if it's with the right person; penelope disagrees. a game of chicken ensues.

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    by the power of portia's old cosmo magazines and prolonged eye contact, colin finally makes his move.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    “Penelope Anne Featherington,” he says, turning to her with hands on his hips, expression gleeful. “Did you break the bed?”
    She does her best impression of a dog who’s ripped all the down from a pillow. He can’t prove anything.
    “I did,” she says.
    Damn. There’s always been a disconnect between her mouth and her brain.

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    Penelope's bed breaks. Of course it's Colin who finds her.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Colin comes to the realization the he might be kind of an asshole.

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    11 Jun 2026