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    Draco Malfoy has done it.

    Somehow – years after the war – he’s finally convinced the world he’s not such a bad bloke.

    Which is why, when Theodore Nott asks for help in passing his final Ministry probationary meeting, Draco is confident his friend will pass with flying colours too – that is, until they learn who will be judge, jury, and executioner.

    Or: the one where Theo panics, Draco flirts with a prickly probation officer, and the entire night descends into chaos and feelings. There is a violent plant in this fic.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    “I’m—Fuck, Malfoy. I’m so close…”

    “I’ve got my fingers in your cunt, Granger. I think you can use my first name.”

    “You’re not… using… mine,” she stammered.

    “When you’ve had something else of mine inside you, I’ll consider it.”

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    Hogwarts. Eighth year. Hermione's only requirement of the come-and-go room is for her to quite literally come and go. But the room has other ideas... Enter Draco Malfoy.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    A late night library run turns into something more as Draco stumbles upon a sight straight from his wildest dreams.

    A no-voldemort AU where the Triwizard tournament takes place 8th year and Draco is a champion.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “So this…ensures fealty?” she guessed. “To make sure neither party strays, so that the intended bloodlines merge appropriately?”

    Malfoy glanced to the side, jaw working again. “Close. But not exactly.”

    A cursed object that was used during traditional, forced marriages to encourage the production of an heir. Ah. So, something to do with the act directly, rather than simply facilitating the act. A joyous conspirator.

    And then it clicked.

    Latin’s version of French’s a little death.

    Oh,” she blurted.

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    Or, where Professors Draco and Hermione touch a cursed object and trap themselves in a Hogwarts cupboard.

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    09 Feb 2025

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    HEHE NAUGHTY PROFESSORS

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    “The books are terribly Muggle in essence,” wrote one Daily Prophet review, “but they're better than the best-brewed daydream potion; the newest staple on every witch's bookshelf."


    Hermione publishes romance novels under a pseudonym. Her worst enemy is her best muse, and years of clandestine encounters make for a rather stocked bookshelf.

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    20 May 2026