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    Bella looked out at the sea of reporters, cameras, and flashes. There would be no returning from this. The world was about to change. She thought of her family, her friends. The Volturi. Vampires had one rule. Keep the secret. Eh, who wants to live forever. She smiled. "Hello, everyone."

    This is a fun story that will bring a smile to your face the longer you read. It's filled with action, sex, vampire mayhem, family, mystery, comedy, it's got it all!

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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

    This Fic is now complete!

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    28 Oct 2025

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    When Harry Potter was a boy, he met the woman who would become his mother, Miranda Bailey.

    A series told in one shots of Harry Bailey after the war becoming the Chief of Healing for Seattle Grace Hospital.

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    20 Sep 2025