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Something Borrowed, Something New by Alien_problems00
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon)
03 Apr 2026
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“Yo P, have you talked to that girl yet?” Amethyst asked casually from the bar where she was sitting.
“What?”
“The girl from the garage band who gave you her phone number? We broke the law to chase her down?”
Oh.
Pearl remembers. She gets butterflies just thinking about it. She didn't answer. She hasn't talked to her yet. Frankly, she never thought she would. “Oh my god, do you really not remember? It was two nights ago! She looked like-”“Yes I remember her Amethyst.” Pearl didn't want to turn around. She was blushing merely at the thought of that girl. She just kept scrubbing the dishes.
“Well? Did you call her?” Amethyst seemed much more interested in this conversation now then when she initially started it. She sounded like she was leaning over the counter with eyes wide as starships.
“...No. I haven't called her.”
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Amethyst eggs Pearl on to call Mystery Girl and see what could come of it.
Spoiler: something comes of it
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Ford refuses to take a goddamn break on the portal and gets so upset that he has a meltdown. So Fiddleford drags him upstairs by the teeth. They have a domestic moment, Fiddleford thinks they have come to an understanding. At least he hopes.
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Reki is struggling with his mental health after being hurt so many times. He feels like he can't trust people. He never allows himself to get too close. Until the blue haired boy came into his life. He loves him so much but keeps denying himself. He's scared. Langa is different though. When will reki be able to see it?
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Grace has been having some pent up frustration recently. Good thing Simon’s there to help
Bookmarked by Alien_problems00
15 Jun 2026
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Workplace Rivalry by basicallyboothill
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
12 Jun 2026
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Ryland prides himself in being his students favorite teacher, they look up to him, and he’s proud of filling the role of being their role model. But when the new history teacher slash track coach joins the district, Ryland finds he’s not the favorite anymore. (Onesided) Rivalry ensues.
Bookmarked by Alien_problems00
15 Jun 2026
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A Piercing Experience by mangoblip
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Jun 2026
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Before Grace could say anything further, the other man is already taking his shirt off. He fixes his hair after he drops the shirt on the floor, wearing nothing but a harness (for some reason) and…
Something on his catches the bright fluorescent lights, shining. It makes Grace’s mouth go dry.
Simon Fisher has nipple piercings.
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Grace is VERY normal about his coworker's piercings. (Engineer!Simon working on PHM AU)
Bookmarked by Alien_problems00
13 Jun 2026
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Lessons in Self Love by Notarobot07
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
05 Jun 2026
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Simon has the gall to speak ill of himself and Grace is having none of it. He shows Simon just how much he deserves love.
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- Part 6 of Bloody Mary Oneshots
Bookmarked by Alien_problems00
13 Jun 2026
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Wedding Night Shenanigans by Sic_itur_ad_astra2109
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
02 Jun 2026
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hey guyssss it's me again... yes i know all i post is smut this is how i cope just be gentle when you're throwing the tomatoes this time please
Title's pretty self-explanatory.
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08 Jun 2026