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Love Me Like A Sailor by ThisRandomBoi, ZoeKar for ZoeKar
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
05 Jun 2026
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As a young sailor, Agatha contemplates her place in life and her place aboard her father’s old ship when a truly ethereal creature appears in the water. Can the stories she’s heard all her life really be true?
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- 10,028
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- 6/6
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10 Jun 2026
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Love Persevering by charmed4lifekaren
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Nov 2024
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AU: When Thanos snaps his fingers to end half of life in the universe Rio Vidal, Lady Death herself, uses the chaos and the power released into the universe to do the one thing she wants most; bring back the son she shared with Agatha Harkness from the Afterlife. Once she has her seven-year-old son back there is only one other thing Rio wants, Agatha, but under the influence of the Darkhold Agatha is hidden, even from Death herself.
After five years of searching Rio finally feels Agatha again, but it’s too late as the great Agatha Harkness becomes powerless, trapped under the spell of the Scarlett Witch. Not letting this be the end of their story, of their family, Death and Her son dedicate everything to working out a way to break through; watching over Agatha, never being far away even if she doesn't know them, until finally, after three years, it’s time to put their plan into motion; a plan that rests solely on Nicky's shoulders as his identity becomes a protected secret, even from Death herself.- Language:
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- 131,223
- Chapters:
- 37/37
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09 May 2026
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“Rio!” Agatha called for her supervisor, her nose pressed against her computer screen and her back to the rest of the room. “Rio, can you have a quick look at this?”
At first: no reaction.
“Rio!”
But then—
“I’m gonna come!”
Agatha turned around with a speed that could’ve snapped her neck in half. “What?!”
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Two lesbian scientists and one of them doesn't speak English- Language:
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- 9,304
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- 1/1
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13 Apr 2026
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“Who is that?” Rio blurts out, awestruck by the intimidating pose of the witch surrounded by a purple background and magical frame. The portrait faces the viewer head-on, and both of her hands are cupped upward at waist height, suggesting the effortless way she conjures up the wild purple magic from her palms.
“Orion’s new headmistress,” Jennifer says, her voice weirdly soft, almost as if whispering out of respect. “I’m sure you’ll meet her soon.”
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Rio starts a new teaching job at a school for magic and is both smitten and terrified by the headmistress, who keeps a dark, dark secret.Bookmarked by Akape
13 Apr 2026
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After three and a half decades of trying to do life the "right way," Rio Vidal has gotten bored. To the point of tears, that kind of bored. It's the same old, same old day after day: Wake up, drink her coffee, go to work where she got paid well above board to do something she did love, and come home to an empty apartment. Sometimes, she'd swipe right on apps just for a hookup, but...
Most of the time, Rio realizes the devastating truth: she's just getting older and life simply wasn't what it used to be.
Figuring that there has to be a way to combat the monotony, Rio comes up with an idea:
A Craigslist ad, several fucking Nokia phones, and a harebrained scheme later...
She wants to dupe a professional marriage counsellor. Not for revenge, not for spite. Just because she's bored. What she doesn't foresee is someone who not only matches her level of... elevated obnoxiousness, but who might even surpass it.
What has she gotten herself into?
Or: It's the au based on that tinder meme "lets go to couples therapy and see how long it takes them to realize we don't know each other" that no one asked for
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- English
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- 13,917
- Chapters:
- 6/?
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05 Apr 2026
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feel the love of her caress (she will be your living end) by charmyquark
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Apr 2026
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“Having some performance issues there, big boy?”
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The Spider-Man AU where Agatha has a massive crush on Spider-Man while also dealing with being around her ex-best friend again, not knowing they're the same person.
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Or the one where Agatha slowly corrupts Spider-Man.
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28 Mar 2026
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They say Rio is predictable. She’s cool, yes, and she’s confident, definitely, but she’s predictable. Reliable. You look at Rio, and you know exactly what to expect.
That ends with Agatha. And so does everything else.
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Not jealousy, not lust, but a secret third thing.
(Obsession. All-consuming, toxic, swallow-your-tongue obsession.)
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- English
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- 52,802
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 492
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26 Mar 2026
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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- 4,878
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22 Feb 2026
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death of the flightless (little bird) by posyparker
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Jan 2026
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"Why hello little bird. Did ya miss me?"
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10 Feb 2026
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Rio Vidal, self-made millionaire, is a partier with a bad drug and alcohol habit. She is saddled with custody of her niece Valentina when her brother and his wife pass away unexpectedly. She hasn't spoken to her family for 15 years and wants nothing to do with the 17-year-old on her doorstep.
Agatha Harkness is a struggling single parent to teenage son Nicky. She works two jobs to make ends meet and still always makes time for her son. When he befriends a new girl at school with some behavioral challenges and asks for her help, Agatha lets the girl into her home and picks up Rio's slack caring for her. She doesn't mind being a de facto guardian, but if there's one thing she's determined about, it's to talk (or knock) some sense into Rio Vidal.
Rio is three Negronis in when her phone rings, and she can barely hear it over the pulsing music of the club; barely feel it over the bass pounding in her chest. “Yeah?” she shouts, putting the phone to her ear.
It’s somebody saying she’s inherited a kid. Her niece or something. Yeah, right.
“Okay, good one buddy. Sure, whatever.”
And she hangs up.
Orders another drink.
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08 Feb 2026
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“Alice basically harassed me into confessing that I’ve never had head befo-“
“No ones ever eaten you out-“ Agatha almost screamed, beer running down her chin in a way that was not supposed to be as sexy as it was.
“Not you too.” Rio groaned.
“Look to each their own, you don’t have to get -“
“Don’t,” Rio cut in. ”Alice already did the whole intimacy talk, we get it, I have some issues. That’s why I’m gay panicking.”
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Agathario roommate AU in which Rio goes on a weird date with Wanda, Agatha feels unusually helpful and they’re both stupid and should’ve definitely been doing all of this sooner.- Language:
- English
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- 13/15
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26 Jan 2026
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“Just to prepare you, I'm going to have you raise your arms. I will take the back of my hands and brush them across your front, your sides, and then along your waistband. Then I will move behind and repeat the process along your back and arms.”
“I love it when you talk dirty.”
“That is- highly inappropriate.”
“Tell that to your hard-on.”
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Rio Vidal is a TSA Agent & Agatha Harkness is a menace. I think these two freaky idiots are going to fall in love.
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04 Jan 2026
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Rio is a disillusioned 30-year-old, grad school dropout, who recently returned to her hometown to manage the local grocery store. Being a grocery store manager wasn't on her bingo card, but she's rolling with the punches. Her days are mostly painless and monotonous enough until a mysterious, gorgeous, pain in the ass customer walks through the front door.
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05 Dec 2025
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all mirth and no matter by thelionandthemoon
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV)
21 Feb 2025
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“She just walked out the store with a TV and insisted we call you.” The head security guard told Rio.
He opened a laptop and played her the footage.
“Right.” She rubbed her forehead. “Why would you do that?” She asked.
“I’ve been a bad girl, officer. You must arrest me.” Agatha replied in a breathy voice.
Of course, she would make a show of shoplifting a television just to flirt with her.
AU: Police Officer Rio and Petty Criminal Agatha
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- English
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- 97,480
- Chapters:
- 17/17
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15 Oct 2025
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When Agatha receives a text from a stranger in the middle of the night, she never expects a wrong number to turn into the most complicated love story of her life.
Or: The wrong number AU
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- English
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- 58,719
- Chapters:
- 10/30
- Comments:
- 447
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- 1,171
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- 30,645
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09 Sep 2025
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Agatha reaches for the idol and Rio uses the couple inches she has on Agatha to keep it out of reach. Agatha growls at her. Oh, this is fun. Every time Rio’s been on this show before, she and Agatha worked together as a well-oiled machine. Until it all went sour. But it’s never been like this, never a push and pull, out here where they are closer to nature, where they are closer to being their animal selves. Rio likes it far more than she should.
Agatha shoves her to the ground and Rio goes willingly, still holding the idol out of reach of Agatha’s wanting hands. Rio fondly remembers when those hands wanted her.
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Six years after Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal had their infamous falling out, they’re back on the same season of Survivor. Now they have to outwit, outplay, and outlast each other, amidst a sea of new and returning players who just might shake everything up. A love letter to Survivor (2000-present).
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- English
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- 142,379
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Comments:
- 2,372
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- 1,465
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17 Aug 2025
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Rio stared at her quietly, slowly tapping her foot against the tiled floor. A wrinkle formed between her eyebrows from thinking about Agatha's predicament, and the lawyer sighed, waving her hand dismissively.
"Stop trying to find a solution to this. It will give you a stroke."
"Marry me," Agatha was glad she had finished her drink because she would spill it all over the bar at the words. She blinked to regain her composure, her mind scrambling for a teasing remark to fire back at Rio, but her tongue could only form one word.
"What?"
"I'm not a stranger from Craigslist, and I know probably most psychopaths would say that, but I'm not a psychopath. So, marry me."
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Agatha learns about a clause in her mother's will that makes her unable to inherit Evanora's fortune unless she gets married by forty. While drowning her sorrows at a bar, she meets Rio, a PhD student working behind the bar to make ends meet, who proposes an insane solution to her problem. Or rather, proposes to Agatha.
Everything spirals out of control after that.- Language:
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- 387,166
- Chapters:
- 50/?
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- 2,157
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01 Aug 2025
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“Death doesn’t have a heart”
“Yes you do! It’s black and it beats for me”Three years after Agatha had walked the road with her coven, she got her life back. Well almost. She had helped Teen find his brother, Wanda had been saved and had given Agatha her body back. All she was missing was her wife. However, Agatha was not prepared for what awaited her when she finally reached out to Rio. A distant cosmic entity who seemed to have forgotten her and their life together. A mysterious woman without magic looking exactly like Rio walking the streets of Westview but bearing no memories of her. Was it too late?
A season 2 (or 3 depending how you look at it) post canon continuation fic that deals with Agatha trying to find her way back to Rio who had chosen to cast a spell (gone wrong) to relieve herself from the pain Agatha had caused her for centuries.
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22 Jul 2025
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heart’s desire by curiositysdarling
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Jul 2025
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Pregnant.
Rio stares at the readout panel on the blue and white stick clutched in her trembling hands for a long, terror-soaked, nausea-filled moment.
This cannot be happening.
Rio puts the test back down on the bathroom counter. Closes her eyes. Counts to ten. And gives the damn thing a mean little shake after blindly fumbling for it before daring to open her eyes to check result again, just in case.
Nope. Still pregnant. Oh, fuck.
“No, Lilia,” she mouths to herself, mockingly echoing her own earlier words. They’d been having breakfast earlier when Rio had found herself chucking up Cheerios in the sink for the fourth day running. That’s when the woman she all but considered to be her mother had decided it was time to gently offer her thoughts on what might be causing Rio’s recent bout of sudden and inexplicable chocolate Cheerio-intolerance. “Of course I’m not pregnant. The last person I slept with was my very female boss but oh, wait!” The script flips as Rio’s voice veers towards mild hysteria. “I forgot that we’re witches who pulled that dumbass stunt while drunk on Beltane!”
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A magical accident happens. Chaos follows.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,164
- Chapters:
- 3/?
- Comments:
- 281
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- 1,300
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- 252
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- 23,373
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21 Jul 2025
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I Can Resist Anything Except Temptation by schrodingerspuss
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
16 Jul 2025
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"It's a game, Agatha. Don't play it."
Agatha is an FBI agent tasked with finding an elusive and psychopathic serial killer they've nicknamed "The Green Witch".
Suddenly finding herself at the center of this killer's attention, Agatha's already dubious moral compass spins out of control.
A tale of mutual obsession based on Killing Eve and Criminal Minds.- Language:
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- Words:
- 116,530
- Chapters:
- 26/41
- Comments:
- 1,735
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28 May 2025