Acornsie
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Herman's powers make him pee often. The bathrooms are usually empty after work. Usually.
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this is straight up slop from my balls.
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Robert has a bit of a guilty pleasure, a way to blow off steam after a rough day.
He might have discovered something he wasn't ready for.
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Robert noticed that Waterboy wasn't super interested in the whiskey he got last time the Z-team raided the Sardine.
Maybe he'd like something a little fruitier.
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bro's never been very interested in meeting the parents of dave's friends until he really, really is.
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guard down by illicitly
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 Nov 2023
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“I feel like I’ve told you this before,” Satoru sighs eventually, still refusing to meet Suguru’s eyes. “I don’t— trust other people to touch me.”
Suguru lifts an eyebrow. “You don’t trust me?”
(or: Suguru just wants to touch Satoru without the barrier. Despite not allowing himself to be touched in years, Satoru lets him.)
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- Part 1 of blue aurora
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21 Apr 2026
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The next time Robby brings it up, they’re on the emergency room floor, shoulder to shoulder at the board in central. If Dennis were anyone else, he’d probably be getting lectured about cherry-picking cases, but instead he’s being grilled about building materials.
Robby’s in the market for a new place to live.
What Dennis can’t seem to figure out is why Robby keeps asking him so many questions about it.
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09 Apr 2026
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birds & bees, or: how dennis whitaker learned to stop fearing sex and love sleeping with his boss by catjohnny
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
17 Dec 2025
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“It's embarrassing.”
Robby glanced over. Whitaker was still facing the window, his hands twisted in the hem of his sweatshirt.
“If it’s got you this worked up, it must be important. I won't judge.”
Whitaker sighed. “I…I started dating someone. A guy. I met him on a dating app, and we’ve been together about a month.”
Robby hummed in acknowledgement. He didn't speak yet, waiting for Whitaker to continue.
“The problem,” Whitaker muttered, “is that he’s…my first boyfriend. I'm 27 years old, and I've never kissed anyone before, let alone had sex. I've avoided the sex part this far—using work and being tired as excuses—but I'm seeing him this weekend and I can't…I know I can’t hold it off forever.”
Whitaker is a virgin. Robby has a hard time saying no to his favorite resident. When Whitaker asks for help with his problem, what else is there for Robby to do?
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- Part 1 of sex ed with michael robinavitch, md
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08 Apr 2026
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After Abbot and Robby discover that Dennis hasn't been laid since undergrad, they approach him with a proposal.
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“God, man. His fucking pupils,” Jack said. He leaned in closer to get a better view of his pupils swallowing up the irises of his eyes.“I know. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think he was on something.” Robby grabbed Dennis’ jaw with one hand and slipped the other back down his underwear. “But he’s just being a really good boy, isn’t he?” He used the hand on his jaw to make Dennis nod his head.
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07 Apr 2026
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As Robby lifts his shirt up, Dennis is overcome with the need to bury his face in his armpit until he passes out. The gold chain with its Star of David that he always wears rests just below his collar. As Robby strips off, Dennis allows himself a longing look.
Yeah, Dennis admits to himself, he’s down pretty bad.
He’s certain that the fishing trips his brothers took with their dad didn’t have this additional complication – that of the man taking them being so hot they’d want to cry. Trinity’s comment, ‘daddy wants to take you to the woodshed,’ bounces around in Dennis’s head.
-Robby takes Dennis out on a fishing trip. Neither of them expected it to end this way.
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06 Apr 2026