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GET OFF (in) THE BED by 3_idiots
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Dec 2021
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Kiri fucking ignored his dog bed!
Except as a step up onto Bakugou’s bed.
And a landing pad when he rolled off.
The cherry on the sundae was that because Kirishima thought the big bed was his.
He marked it.
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Long Time Comin' by 3_idiots
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Nov 2021
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A/B/O AU where mate compatibility can be measured by how long an alpha ejaculates.
Aspiring pairs can get up to 2-3 minutes!
Kiri however….
"Mina, how do I tell Bakugou we're mates?"
Ashido snorted, "Start with verifying that, babes."
"We fucked and I came for 14 minutes."
"WHAT?!?"
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Babe? Forget. by 3_idiots
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Apr 2021
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“Do I--?” Denki sat there, in his spare professional crop-top and Ashido’s zebra sweats, and gawked. “Do I still talk to my wanted criminal ex?”
“Have you had any communication since his famed Mainstreet BrainMelt?” the host asked.
Denki grinned, but it was all face, “He doesn’t exactly pick up the phone.”
“But you’ve called?” the woman tinted entirely blue asked.
“No.” he’d called so many times. He’d ran out of minutes. Denki didn’t know that could happen with voicemails.
“So there was no contact with the Wild Villain’s prior?” she pressed.
“You and all of Japan have the same info I do,” Denki said.
“But how did that feel for you?” Green asked.
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The Ten Year Difference by 3_idiots
Fandoms: Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball, Free!
26 Feb 2020
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Kagami Taiga is 26 years old.
Yamazaki Sousuke is 16.
There's a ten year difference between them, but other than that, life is pretty similar.
Love, heart break, and healing happens to everyone after all. Age isn't a factor.
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Oh! And basically Kagami is emo!Sousuke's foster parent. Just an fyi.
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Steve set the glasses down and just in time too--when someone collided with his shoulder.
“Hey!” Steve called. “I just got shoulder checked by a…”
Steve’s words died somewhere between his tonsils and his deepest fantasies as he watched the most magical ass he’d ever seen walk away from him wrapped up in sparkly red spandex. It just bounced away--framed by some muscles thighs and a broad-shouldered back that was covered in glitter handprints.
He was blonde--or green haired, no blue, no those were just the lights making those curls look like a unicorn mane.
“By a real-life Grindr catfish.” His brain supplied. Then it kept going. “A porn genie. A fuckin’ GQ model that’s an incubus on the side. Robin that was a--”
“A hot go-go dancer, yes Steve.” Robin nodded along, already sipping away at her drink. “They’re the whole reason we’re here.”
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- Part 2 of Kink Bingo 2019
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The suffix -est:
Forming the superlative degree of adjectives and adverbs.
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So let's see where this goes!
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Cats are wonderful creatures. They can be comforting, playful...
And a complete pain in the ass sometimes.
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Peter Parker's Guide to Secret Identities by coocoocachu
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Fantastic Four
07 Nov 2017
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“Oh wow, it’s the Human Torch, Johnny Storm.” MJ whispered to Peter. Peter just hummed back. Maybe it was a little childish to be upset but he totally had that thing with the weird mutant moth under control last night. Peter leaned against the wall while MJ milled around talking to people trying to figure out what the big scoop was here. ‘There always has to be a reason for an exclusive, Peter!’ she had said. Yeah, Peter thought, and the reason is Johnny Storm loves the attention. Peter fiddled with his camera. Action shots were more his thing, particularly somehow managing to take action selfies of himself as Spider-Man or a few of his supercharged enemies. Pictures of egotistical superhero’s shirtless? Not really his area.
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16 Apr 2017
Bookmarker's Notes
I wish that this was a sitcom that I could watch and re-watch at 3am, but instead I'll just read this wonderfulness in those hours.
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Under Cover by jhnnystrm
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Fantastic Four, Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Apr 2019
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When Johnny Storm is asked to go back to high school and receive a taped confession of a fifteen year old named Peter Parker saying he's Spider-Man, he'll do whatever he can to get that confession. Even if it involves him pulling the biggest dick move in history. (Rewrite) {NEW CHAPTER!!!}
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Sousuke has some news for Makoto that's going to change their lives. But of course he doesn't make it easy on him.
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- Part 1 of Family Matters
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Mobile phones are amazing and dangerous.
They are communication devices, word processors, flashlights, calculators, gaming platforms, cameras...And capable of sending terrible photos to your crush, which end up being the perfect ice breaker
(aka: Yes that is my naked ass on your phone. I am filled with shame and regret, but we somehow have a weird friendship out of it)