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    乔纳神父被海盗绑架了。
    他们问他:“做奴隶和去死,你选哪个?”
    受众人羞辱践踏的痛苦,乔纳忍了。唯独忍不了,连海盗船长的儿子,乔纳亲眼看着长大的俊美少年,也要来做他的男人!
    乔纳:“我真的没法同时做你的神父、妈妈、娼妓、妻子、好朋友和宠物狗……”
    辛多雷:“为什么不能?”

    【年下暴力S长发美狂攻/温良隐忍圣母心神父受】

    *有抹布,真抹布,炮灰路人轮着来的那种。非典型h/c,小攻也不是好鸟。务必确保您理解了上述所有tag的含义,自行避雷。
    *背景是无魔法架空中世纪。对中世纪不了解也可以看懂,作者拼命做了本地化工作,就当封建狗血军阀小妈文,主角一个姓乔一个姓辛(?)又名《活着(中世纪BL版)》(?)
    *有存稿,隔日更。因为多次修文,可能留下了一些文字线头,欢迎在评论区帮忙捉虫,非常感谢~

    【我的X(前推特):萨德夫人(@LadySade1740)https://x.com/LadySade1740 来关注我吧~!】

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    Stealth trans, autistic Shane Hollander faces his own personal nightmare when a sudden period outs him to his hockey rival/secret crush Ilya Rosanov.

     

    TLDR: Shane and Ilya stay in a hotel, and there's only one bed! Menstruation, coming out, smut and feelings follow!

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  3. 38

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    A collection of HJYJ Guideverse fics, all sorta connected within the same universe.

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  4. 88

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    Shane Hollander writes to an inmate, at first intending to do nothing other than quell his lonely curiosity.

    Somehow, they end up meeting...in the woods...at Shane's perverted request.

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    Four months ago, when Shane Hollander agreed to tattoo a tramp stamp on Boston’s star center, Ilya Rozanov, he certainly wasn’t expecting to get an almost-boyfriend out of the ordeal.

    Good thing Ottawa is just a short drive.

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    The silhouette turned to its side to face him, folding an arm under its head, and finding his eyes almost immediately.

    Louis smiled. Lestat's heart fractured.

    Or,

    Tough Cookie asked if all his songs were about him, and Lestat denied it. More or less. But when his mind decides to grace him with the illusion of Louis de Pointe du Lac lying naked in his bed, what else can he do but abandon all pretension?

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    jimin enjoys the fanservice contract, he gets to spend time with his best friend, flirt a little, go on trips, share drinks late at night, who wouldn't enjoy that? it's normal to enjoy spending time with your best friend, sometimes more than with your girlfriend, it's normal to find their scent comforting, it's normal to want to see them shirtless and makeout a little bit

    or: jimin's feelings for jeongguk are nowhere near normal

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    Megumi can’t turn down the sexual advances of his younger lover.

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  9. 65

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    Megumi sneaks into Toji's room late at night and gets stuck on his knot.

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    Leon and his growing obsession with miniskirts.

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    Kissing and Gojo Satoru should have never been introduced to each other. Yuuji should have found a way to change the conversation, ignored him, even. Yuuji should have just finally taken the ample opportunities given to him to run for once. Booked it the second he had the next chance. Instead, he does something stupid and agrees to kiss the guy. Satoru goes ahead and escalates from 1 to 100.

    []Yuuji and Satoru go to the hospital to visit Itadori 'Father-in-law' Wasuke, Satoru discovers another human thing, and can't help but try it, just once.

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    Stranger to Teyvat, Descender and a long-time companion of the Traveller, you were naturally by their side when the time came to face Dottore.
    But what does the Fatui Harbinger, now a God, truly have in store for you?

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    jeongguk gets grounded by his girlfriend. his roommate jimin has a stellar idea to help him through his dry spell.

    or; fellas is it gay to share sex toys with your roommate?

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    Ilya’s eyebrows raise. “This is a thing you want? For me to come inside you?”

    “Yeah—yeah.” Shane clears his throat. “It’s hot. Isn’t it?”

    “Can you not decide whether bare cock in your ass is hot?”

    “Fuck you. See if I let you—”

    Ilya takes Shane’s hand and presses a quiet kiss to his wrist, then the center of his palm. “You will let me.”

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    Or: Shane asks Ilya to fuck him without a condom.

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    “You keep twisting your wrist wrong.”

    “No, I– wait, what?”

    He stepped closer, gently taking Jisung's hand and moving it into the right position.

    Jisung’s breath caught, feeling like the air had changed. Minho’s hand was warm against his cold fingertips and steady while guiding it through the hand movements of the dance. Minho’s fingers slid so softly along Jisung’s knuckles and wrist, moving towards his upper arm and bicep. The touch made Jisung stop all other movement.

     

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    Jisung and Minho have been working hard for the new comeback and something between them has been changing during the last few months. Soft "accidental" touches, just a second too long lasting looks. Neither of them address it - at least at first - making those new feelings and thoughts grow stronger.

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    The barest brushing of fingers. The tickle of someone's hair against his skin. The shivers induced by the lightest graze of his claws along the farmer's neck.

    It all feels like some sort of worship and after years of being revered...

    Perhaps it is time he learns to pray to a deity himself.

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    “Just get me a boston cream donut, jerk.”

    There was a glint in Dean's eyes when he turned around. “Oh, I'll get you a Kansas creampie, bitch.” His brother answered.

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  18. 44

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    What it says on the tin

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  19. 40

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    All stories are connected by the idea of a soul's memory, butterfly effect, multiverse, and nature vs nurture.
    1. Correcting Deviations -> SY transmigrated into Liu Qingge during his qi deviation. SQQ helps.
    2. Temporary Misalignment -> SJ character study as SY's Er-ge from the modern world setting.
    3. Tbd: Of monsters and men alike -> SY pov, direct sequel to Correcting Deviations
    4. (I had a dream I had) Everything I Wanted -> jiuyuan, follows Temporary Misalignment, canon divergent to Correcting Deviations.

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  20. 30

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    beomgyu has a thing for soobin’s lips and soobin has a thing for fucking in front of a mirror. we all know where it goes from here.

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